you are thinking about this A LOT and I respect the fuck out of that. *cheers*

My boss is literally at the debate right now.

This was HYSTERICAL. And relevant to my interests. I’m busy trying to infiltrate the world of the Republican, and so much of this is spot on.

Holy shit I love and admire your whole fucking family. That story is BEAUTIFUL.

I know, they’ve changed even within my lifetime. It’s been quite an experience to watch it happen. They’re still back-asswards though, especially when it comes to the weird measuring systems to make sure that drinks poured are only so big.

Tell that to the mall downtown, which was absolutely closed when I was there in September. TELL THEM PERSONALLY FOR ME, PLEASE.

It’s because they aren’t allowed to drink. And even if they could, their back-asswards liquor laws wouldn’t allow them to even get a proper drink in a bar.

Going from SLC to Provo is one HELL of a mind trip. Though I’m still pissed that nothing is open in SLC on Sunday. I JUST WANTED TO SPEND MONEY, UTAH. WHY U HATE MY MONEY. #notbitteratall

No pretty sure this is just a Utah thing. I love Utah, I really do, it’s where I was born and SLC often feels like home, but boy howdy is it full of nutters. Someday I’m going to convince my broker and his assistant that there are MORE SECURE WAYS of transmitting documents than faxing them. Until then, I’m just…

I did that once after a particularly bad breakup. I just... barely ate for two weeks. And walked a half-marathon with my Mom. It was... an effective but entirely unhealthy way to lose a lot of weight all at once. I think I lost 10-15 lbs. Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on which side of me is thinking about…

I read taco party and got really excited about tacos. Why can’t taco just refer to the most delicious of the foods, and not a lady’s genitalia?

Nope. You can’t use someone’s likeness for profit unless they have okay’ed it. No matter how famous or ‘public’ they are.

MAN this is something that I always feel weird and bad about. Like, on the one hand, hello honey I’m glad you’re home and I like your kisses! But on the other, I’M WORKING WITH FIRE AND SHARP KNIVES HERE. *maybe* that’s not the best time?

I refuse to call it a problem but it might be something approaching a problem. I just really like makeup!

You need this: http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/…

That’s actually a pretty sweet story! And holy cow that’s some really awesome memorabilia, especially tied to your family history like that! Have you considered having them all professionally framed together in one large piece? That would look SO cool!

Yeah my grandma has at least one other ring she wants me to have (she’s already given me one) but since her son from a previous marriage has it (in a safety deposit box with all her other jewelry) I’m pretty damn sure I’ll never see it. Ahhhhh, family.

This talent of hers is pretty amazing, but girl needs CONTACTS!

How dare you be so reasonable and rational. HOW DARE YOU.

LOL I actually really fucking love that analogy and I’m stealing it from you.