But I heard they’re a great way to avoid military service, amirite?!

Harry’s father was the more handsome of the two dads as well.

Harry has always been The Cute One.

In that picture, the dress looks bland, the wrinkles are distracting, and the butt looks flat. WHY DID WE CARE ABOUT THIS?!?!?!?

Meghan Markle is, of course, radiant without any sort of embellishment.

So many questions about I Wanna Marry Harry...

The Associated Press does report that local officials have “praised” the Trump administration’s response

Trump might start a nuclear war here, but no one would be paying attention because they’re all pissed that he criticized Steph Curry.

You mean, “... not lima beans.”

I initially read this as “the most disgusting Florida in history” and was like, “it’s always the same Florida, just at different times.”

How many fucking last chances are we gonna have to sit through with the GOP Healthcare bullshit. They say it’s dead after much dramatic fanfare and last minute voting, we breathe a sigh of relief and then a few months later they come back with something even worse. This thing has more lives than Jason, Freddie Kruger…

BACK IN MY DAY WE SUCKED ON WET SPONGES STRUNG AROUND OUR NECKS AND RESOAKED THEM WITH OUR TEARS

Why Your Team Sucks articles, nothing.

Why is she so intense about watching movies? I’m not sure even a Xanax and wine cocktail could loosen her up.

Thoughts and prayers are with the Joan-Harts during this difficult time

I am so painfully aware of this. I also have been spoken to by my boss about my attitude because I was not smiling in the meetings.

I’m an academic and something about this article just hit me right in the gut. I’m the only woman in my department and junior and my (feminist) contributions are never welcome. Saying “they hate the sound of my voice” explains my whole professional experience. It’s not just not being the default male voice, I think my…

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It’s also why a woman can’t be president.

At one point, Jennifer Aniston was connected to a movie version of What Alice Forgot.