the wall will be 30 feet tall

1Direction fans are the well-regulated militia we need andthe one we deserve.

Man, Trump is one creepy fuck. If he hadn’t inherited his Daddy’s money, he’d be a washed up, alcoholic car salesman living in Queens

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

Well, that’s what you get when you send a man to do a woman’s job. Secretary of State is for tough bitches, not fuzzy little manpeaches like this one. Men simply don’t have the stamina for such a career. It’s just science. 

Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for defending Director-level and CEO-level positions in most companies - they’re often damned hard 70 hour+ weeks and essentially 24/7 on-call, at a level that is beyond the vast bulk of people.

Fuck all these weak-ass fucking fuckers. If you can’t do the job, STAY THE FUCK OUT!!!!!

Unpopular opinion: Rex is a dog’s name and not a human name. Also I know a dog named Rex who would be a better Secretary of State (lots of energy). Hit me up and I’ll give you his number if you’re interested Trumpo.

I’m still standing by my earlier assessment that Vanessa is insane.

Winston was a bit of a slow roll for me, but man was he seriously one fantastic character.

I NEED A WINSTON IN MA LIFEeeeee

True. I wouldn’t mind if they gave Schmidt a spinoff show w/CeCe.

The episode where he pretended to be Tag Romney will never not be funny.

My ex got me a book of Schmidt-isms. Best gift I’ve ever gotten in my LIFE.

I NEED MORE SCHMIDT ANTICS IN MY LIFE THO

Sean Spicer needs rescuing!!! Call SEAL Team 6.

presumably most of the mounting is happening in the bar area:

I had this done. It worked very well for me, but I would REALLY caution people against it unless they’re already at and have maintained their goal weight for at least a year—I wish I could undo it. :(

Anyone a Forever New fan? When I'm doing laundry (or just doing an undie sink wash), I get the crusty part a little damp, pour about 1/4 or 1/2 a teaspoon of Forever New on there, rub it a little with my thumb, and through my undies in the laundry. Prevents staining, gets the crust out, and smells great. Tough stain…