“For some reason, this issue of meteors has become an issue for the dinosaurs,” said Penceasaurus Rex.

Yes, loved that and “It has been brought to my attention that there is a People magazine cover and article out today . . .”

Ha! Just reread my comment...I just fangirled out a little after watching these clips clearly!

Loved BEN!!! Like so so much. Noel was so whiny. And whyyy did Ben date AMY? ugh she was awful. Remember Jen Garner on the show as the prissy pianist? Ok I just loved Felicity. Obviously...I was away at school when it was on and so I just thought it was so my life.

I always loved them as a couple, mostly because no one ever could be sweeter and more wholesome than Melody from Hey Dude.

But the breadsticks...

I finding myself saying way too often as a 38 y/o married, mother of 3, “if **I** was the Bachelorette...” and in this case “if I was the Bachelorette, i would tell the producers to gtfo if they said I had to give waboom Jim carey wannabe guy a rose over a genuinely normal guy you could end up with.” It just seems…

Yep I could’ve used this message a bit more when I was younger, but thanks to Spice Girls, I knew that if you wanted to be my luvah, you had to get with my friends. So there’s that.

The kids’ menu

Ever played the party game “Taboo”? Don’t you think it would behoove us to have someone standing behind him with the Taboo buzzer and buzzing him every damn time he opens his mouth? “Oh we have the best intelligence...why just the other day I was talking to-” <<<Brrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz>>>

Yes, I thought the same thing. It was terse for sure but I guess I was fooled by all the smiling and laughing. It wasn’t until the end Giada seemed super exasperated. But yeah, reading “the clock on the wall” etc—amazing.

Yes! I agree. “Don’t make so many things”?! Wtf is that? The other day I made TACOS. Hardly a culinary masterpiece, and I had to figure out rice, beans, hard shells, soft shells, and the ground turkey. I was DAMN PROUD of myself for timing it all correctly.

Sorry kid, if you’re no longer a fetus Pence doesn’t give a hoot

I thought she was really slurry. And surly.

And worse than that, it’s such an effective method of revenge!

Yeah that was my first thought! How do all these new little celebs like Ryan Reynolds (there are certainly more insignificant people than he but I don’t feel like researching) have Hollywood stars before GOLDIE FUCKING HAWN!?!

Nope. Could only get through :58 of that. If anyone learns anything, I don’t care.

Do you want that hot, medium or mild?

My 6 year old yells “READ THE SIGN” every time someone says Lemonade.

Guilty. (Re: hate reading)