That crossed my mind. Kind of fits in with the “can’t trust her” part. Like, she’s not really needing to go after him for his money and fame—she has all that...so whats not to trust?

Glad someone else asked this. I’ve never heard of it.

I actually woke up today and was shocked he didn’t have a 3 am tweet about it.

Terrible. Yep, I have some pretty athletic kids (well, 2 out of 3)—they already want to play based on talk at recess etc. I just say no, I’m sorry.

I have friends whose kids play at age 4. It may not be dangerous then, but there’s obviously a natural progression to keep playing at older ages. No way. I have 3 sons, and they all know that unfortunately, no matter how much they want to play, they just won’t. Pick a sport...any other sport.

Lol. Ma!!! I need you to enter the parental control password!

Carlos Danger. I mean, that is enough to get me gagging.

James Comey’s letter was a direct result to the latest Weiner scandal.

Omg!!! I thought I had made that up!!!!

A+

My take on this “side by side working together”—Sessions let them use the copy machine sometimes. They shared a bathroom down the hall. And he let his secretary fetch them coffee sometimes.

Mmmm pounded yams.

Yeah! My jeans are still buttoned? What’s wrong with me? I haven’t started eating my night cheese, maybe that’s why I forgot.

What are those? Love them!

Interesting. I am a sucker for Top 25 lists of toys you played with in the 80s while listening to the top 25 Mariah Carey songs from the 90s while regretting my top 25 fashion and hair (Delia’s Catatlogs ftw every time!) from the 2000s.

Yep, then farewell hit me hard. This is it.

Yeah like if he started the speech about Sudan and could’ve maybe even thrown in a cheeky little (“the aid workers say they love the show!”) and went on with the part about the arms and the shelling and how we should help, it would’ve been ok-ish. I do feel kind of bad for him...I see what he was trying to do, just…

You’re so right...I think this is the reason I sometimes actually reply to his tweets with a very basic theme. “Nobody likes you, nobody respects you. You are a joke.” I kind of think he reads them!

Ha! Maybe one day I’ll make it out of the grays. I think it’s only been like 3 years here. (Girl btw!)

Oh I just kind of want to screenshot this and look at it when I’m feeling sad about Hillz. You’re so right.