Kayleigh makes me want to stab my eye with needles.

Allison? Allison? Don’t go Allison.

Thank you. I should’ve looked for your comment but just wrote the same thing. Except, unlike you, I am weak and now just say Grande. I’m too tired to fight it anymore (before my coffee)

It has taken me many years to come around and say “Grande.” As everyone knows, it is so freaking dumb to call a medium this as it literally translates to large. I just don’t get you Starbucks...but you win. I say Grande now because I just can’t fight it anymore.

I know—itd be easier to share your confidence if I wasn’t in Florida.

First, let me say I find them both dispicable...but it sure is something that the guy who is chuckling along and trying to keep up like a little Trump fanboy is getting fired by his company....and Trump may become the leader of the free world thanks to the idiots of this country who want to vote for him.

Yep, was thinking of finding her break-the-Internet champagne butt photo and saying “there could be more in there” but typing it is less work and this way I don’t have to google KK.

Good luck! We just got power back here in central FL. Fingers crossed for you and your trees.

I’m actually freaking out that he WILL drop out. What if they replace him with someone palatable? Can this happen?? If that’s the case, Republicans will be so goddamn grateful they’ll flock to the polls. Please , Trump’s ego, please....don’t fail us now.

Was thinking the exact thing. She’s basically still admonishing them, and saying yeah I’m kind of rich.

I recently visited my brother in NYC and had to snap a pic of the loungers on the Highline because Abbi and Ilana hung there.

The only friends I know that are voting Johnson are Republicans....but yet I’m still annoyed. Why oh why if you’re so opposed to trump winning, would you not give a vote to the only serious candidate that can beat him?

I’m with you. Or if I do put on lipstick once a month that is anything more than a bronzy neutral gloss, they’re like “whoa! You’re fancy today!” I have had huge lips all my life...I like them and all, but me doing color on them is the definition of self-conscious.

Metooooo. My 5 year old just said “why are you clapping?”

There’s a real life Olivia Pope??!

You won’t be sorry!!

Try “hip hop barbecue” on Pandora. So much Nelly!

McFly?! Oh what....he’s Biff.

Yes! “They’re saying all these nasty things about me.”

Yes! Dooseys face...uncomfortable shifting. Does this guy WANT to lose? (The answer is I think is that he wants to win, but he along with 65% or more of America and 95% of the earth will be relieved when he doesn’t.)