Now, don’t be disgusting.

And thank Christ for that. Her choices are either be ostracized or be like her other siblings: Ivanka has to avoid a priapic cryptofacist father and the two Trump boys look more inbred than late-dynasty Hapsburgs.

The good news is that everything in that original blog post stands up as true to this day.

I'd like to see more interesting shoes here. And the sleeves to die in a fire, of course.

Do these look the same to you

HAH! That's not dangerous.

1. Because twitter is the medium through which all of this started, and the only one where it can be guaranteed Iggy would see his message.

If you're more concerned about the medium than the message you are a dinosaur. He spoke where people listen. Your elitism is out of style.

Children who are raised to believe that they are the center of the universe have a tough time when their special status erodes as they approach adulthood. Most troubling of all, couples who live entirely child-centric lives can lose touch with one another to the point where they have nothing left to say to one another…

Oh my God. That is so terrible. I am sorry.

The unexpected fees sometimes associated with public schools are oftentimes prohibitive for certain families. I remember being ridiculed by my math teacher on a daily basis and eventually booted down to the lower class (which I had already passed) because the TI-whatever calculator was just a completely impossible…

Since when does being famous mean you give up freedom of speech?