Wonderful piece.

Hi Clover! I worked for Sarah Jessica Parker for years. She is the most chill, funny, hyper-intelligent, wonderful mother and friend...

omg you can write. who the hell are you!?

I have almost passed out on TV as a ‘talking head’ at least 2 times. Studios are super uncomfortable. They’re freezing, stupid hot, and full of wobbling high chairs and cables to trip on and a hundred other obstacles. I sooooo feel for her.

BUT WAIT A MINUTE. How did Kris’ Robin Hood outfit go unexplored? Are those lace-up flats? (Lace Up Flats: For when you don’t want to hurt your hips, but you want scream Effort.) Also that purse... We need to take away that musical instrument-looking purse. The last thing that could ever go with a Robin Hood St.…

I loved reading this piece, but just to add in a few appropriate musical references here, as an elder (and someone who spent $800 million on an NYU music minor)

ten plus MILLION DOLLARS and the kitchen still looks like it belongs on the set of a jonathan taylor thomas show from TGIF in 1996.

Crapitalists!