Man screws up the most important part of his simple job, is re-hired

Maybe pick another website if you’re going to judge a woman on her looks or her choices about her looks.

Yeah, I mean this is Ruby Rose’s fourth broken engagement in the past six years (and all four of them were with different women, so it wasn’t like an on-again off-again thing). That’s not a great sign.

Brian Austin Green should be the new roommate considering he needs the dough a lot more than Megan. The Peach Pit never paid that much for his DJ services.

I stopped watching when Jess and Nick broke up...SOMEONE TELL ME HOW WINSTON AND HIS CAT ARE DOING!

Britney looks amazing. That just always makes me happy.

“We are against the law that would deny the basic right of a child to have a mother and a father.”

Oh, celebrity gossip I can participate in! Tyga (the real one, real instagram account, all confirmed) sent rather inappropriate instagram messages to one of my coworker’s 14 year old sister. We had a big “NO STOP NO” chat with her, and she stopped responding which caused him to lose interest.

Kendall is my favorite!

This was my favorite part of the episode.

...But they didn’t. They showed Mindy struggle while gradually coming to terms with the fact that she was in love with a man who was on such a different page from her. You don’t wake up one morning after starting a life with someone and having a kid with them and suddenly realize they’re terribly wrong for you.

That’s fine and dandy that you just don’t like sugar, (though I don’t think she’s being quite so literal with the cake thing), but I feel obligated to say that what the bathroom scale says is no indication of whether or not a person has an eating disorder. (I’m not saying that you do, of course, but that in general…

Yep. Her heart is in the right place, she did some research and introspection, and she explained herself. I applaud her for that. I especially appreciate her pointing out that so many trans women are living way below the poverty line- that is a very sad truth in our society, and it’s because of this that a couple of…

Sounds like she’s done more learning and reflection. Good for her.

I thought that cover meant Dolly Parton’s husband had died. I felt awful for not knowing.

Re: Sara Hyland drinking four glasses of wine at lunch - - that’s my definition of a Saturday. Ps, what fucking loser is sitting two tables away from her and counting her drinks - my mom?

“Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani mixed their personal extracts together”

I hope it’s all just lip injections and heavy makeup. She makes me sad.

Hmm. I loved Abigail Breslin as a child star (Little Miss Sunshine was great) but I'm not impressed with her more recent performances. She's not good on Scream Queens at all.