> “Tom, only one man in my life is allowed to call me ‘sweetie,’” Herold continued. “From now on, I respectfully ask you to refer to me as Jen, Jennifer, Ms. Herold, or your opponent.”

“I love them both equally.”

And for a little while, I was so proud to be Slav.

I’m unhappy about this but only because I think this play should be put on hold for 20 years and then they should have Emma, Dan and Rupert play the characters again. No one else can play Harry, Ron & Hermione.

MAY I SUGGEST YOU START FOLLOWING AND REPOSTING LEE LIN CHIN, AUSTRALIA’S PREMIER BAD BITCH?

Can someone please do a feature on the beautiful and hilarious Jenny Slate? Please??

Stephanie Meyer is insanely beautiful. The Twilight books weren’t excellent (The Host was better) but I love her for some reason. She’s just so damn adorable to me.

Greek women in this day still wear 90’s style wedding dresses okay

BRING IT ON.

This absolutely breaks my heart, for Lamar, and for Khloe. I have no doubt that this was the type of stuff that was happening while they were together, and why she left the relationship. She’s been quite honest about the fact that he cheated on her, but she was willing to stay if he worked on getting clean.

I respectfully disagree. I am loving his beard!

ARE JOHN TRAVOLTA’S EYEBROWS WIGS?? PLEASE DISCUSS THIS WITH ME THIS IS A SERIOUS QUERY

Am I the only one that teared up when they saw this? It’s so perfect.

I’m in Australia. MAC lipsticks costs $38 here. There’s no fucking way I’m throwing them out. I love them more than my cat.

The majority of the Kardashians seem, if nothing else, very human. Their show is basically just them being them, even their less than nice moments. Even if scripted, it’s much more honest than the Duggar bullshit.

• Zac Efron paid a stripper to give Selena Gomez a lap dance.

I got to “while her child was in the backseat” and began uproariously laughing. I’m a bad person.

I really like Eric Christian Olsen in it though. He’s gorgeous.

I was reading at 2 and writing at 3; I think it depends on the parents!

A fan gave Kanye West a painted portrait of his mom Donda and daughter North outside his apartment building. [TMZ]