Why isn’t anyone talking about Kanye’s amazing reaction to that adorable painting? My heart, it melts.

Go dutch all the time except if it’s someone’s birthday (then you pay to celebrate them). It isn’t that hard!

HOLY FUCK THIS IS EXCELLENT

Look at Ricky, further cementing my opinion of him being perfect and wonderful and smart and empathetic.

This is the parent’s fault.

MORE PENNY WONG

Okay I won’t lie - I would expect a card from my nearest and dearest with something heartfelt written in it. I love cards and my loved ones know this! I usually ask for cards with something cute/funny written inside for important things. They’re more important than gifts!

There is only one Amy, and that is Amy Poehler.

WHY DID I FALL FOR THIS

I would watch the hell out of Courtney Stodden on The View, putting all these horrible people in their places. She strikes me as so damn accepting of absolutely everything. They would have heart attacks.

“Bring a gun into a house where you fear for your life so the abuser may find it and use it to kill you”

I get that, but the issue is cat feces and urine is actually dangerous to pregnant women and fetuses. I think they actually made the right call in rehoming.

UNTRUE! Go to Max Brenner and have the waffles there. Delicious.

I care. I want to see what beautiful dress she would get married in. That’s pretty much my main reason but it stands.

Yeah she seems to just be so desperate to prove she isn’t like OTHER musicians. She’s a nerdy but cool musician.

Can you imagine if this news actually broke? I would actually be ecstatic. CHRIS KLEIN IS THE FATHER SURI DESERVES.

Their marriage is seriously true fucking love, and his wife is beyond beautiful.

I’m really glad she’s so great to her fans, but the way she treats everyone else is just awful.

Oh, bless.

I’m starting to fucking hate Taylor. She’s just proving herself to be even ruder and obnoxious than ever before.