I thought this was going to be dumb but it was the exact RIGHT KIND of dumb.

I laughed a little too loudly at “Snow scares me.” and “I’m not allowed in Emma Robert’s fight club.”

Holy shit. So I think Hef is problematic for a number of reasons but I really love them featuring a woman of her age. Which is transgressive and awesome. So conflicting feels.

I know there is a real difference between a consentual bdsm relationship and abuse, but I wonder if JD’s career of being paid to ‘pretend’ to degrade and control women in bdsm porn helped corrupt and turn him into the rapist he is, or if he always had those tendencies and that’s why he gravitated to those roles.

It’s not fair to Reeva Steenkamp either that she was shot to death for getting up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom, but I bet they aren’t complaining about that.

People on articles this morning kept whining about how this isn’t fair for him because of double jeopardy!

“getting tired of people commenting about Karlie being better for Taylor”

Commenters need to stop saying stuff like that the pornography industry is handling this well and that other men in it weren’t actively supporting, facilitating, and profiting from Deen’s rapes.

I love how doctors manhandle babies so confidently like a sack of potatoes. I hold my niece like she is made of tissue paper, but this guy is a pro!

I matched with RiFF RAFF on Tinder this weekend. When I messaged him, he unmatched me. I am not sad about this.

HE NEVER DESERVED HER.

I hate to do this, but her posing in a wheelchair like it is some sort of sexy glamorous accessory is actually a bit more than “semi-offensive.” If someone wearing, say, a Native American headdress as a costume is considered extremely insensitive (as it should be) and inappropriate, how is this any different? People…

I always credit Jordan Catalano for spontaneously inducing puberty. My breasts grew three sizes the day I first saw him on MSCL. But Angel....Angel is the one who created in me my life long love of broody misunderstood men in leather jackets.

I really needed a content warning on that image. I havent looked at him since season 3 of buffy (through my rose colored teenaged crush glasses) and he can’t become a middle aged man...

You’d think David Boreanaz was used to dealing with bloodsuckers.

Also, he likely has a legal right to see Suri, and if he wanted to, Katie Holmes couldn’t do a damn thing to stop him. If he hasn’t seen her for two years, that’s on him.

Not going to feel much pity for Cruise. He clearly took his children with Nicole Kidman away from her. Whether he’s not seeing Suri because Katie is a Suppresive Person or because Katie opposes his religion, it’s a taste of his own medicine. Either way, he has clearly prioritized his cult over his family.

I remember you, Erin Ryan, when you were just a wee little sproglet with a funny upside-down avatar and a way with words that no other Jezebel commenter could match. I remember you. I watched you grow and grow, and felt so much tender pride in your talent and shit-talking that you’d think they were my own fucking…

really surprisingly impressed by her and this whole article. much more thoughtful than I gave her credit for. I definitely judged her harshly when i saw her all female band was dressed as dudes for her snl appearance and it seemed like her only dance move was humping the air. she’s not my kind of artist, but I can…

...she’s 23? And she’s a pop star in her on right AND she has written hits for other women AND she’s opening her own dialogue about feminisim?