I graduated with a degree in comparative literature (*slinks off in shame*), and the person who gave our commencement speech said:

Definitely. Her instagram’s a mix of English, Portuguese, French...I never understand why people think models are dumb, most are fluent in at least two languages, likely more.

This makes me so happy. I’ve been wearing my hair natural for 3 years now and my ‘fro is AMAZING.

Update: He’s laughing at something now.

I’m just letting y’all know that I’m watching that Shia LaBeouf livestream of Shia LaBeouf watching every Shia LaBeouf movie. He’s on day three.

Google Shia LaBeouf watching Transformers and see why Shia LaBeouf is all of us.

Watch Shia LaBeoud Watch Shia LaBeouf

Update: the poor bastard, people keep coming up to Shia…

Same. I’m glad DCFS is working for the best interests of the child and not some religious fanatic.

Me:

This movie is also my life, but I am the daughter, and the Greeks are Egyptian (not a very big difference culturally)

Not exactly. We keep our eye on the wonderful Issa Rae. http://jezebel.com/hbo-issues-ser…

Eh, I’ll stick to my original plan; responsible savings and investments that will one day leave me with enough income to appear on Millionaire Matchmaker. Like a normal person.

I was on Tinder for about 3 minutes. I got 6 date rape messages, 4 people wanting me to give birth to their baby, and 15 messages that said “DTF????”. How do you people do this? I absolutely created and then deleted my account within the first 5 minutes.

New Zealand’s Trump. I apologize for my haste to post.

Real talk: NZ has a serious problem with rape and sexual assault. It’s deeply entrenched and I have no clue on what to do about it because it can’t even be spoken about without being silenced, like the women mentioned here.

Yeah, maybe suspend your disbelief for MBFGW2. Save it for the 60 Minutes movie.

My Big Fat Greek Wedding isn’t a movie. It’s a documentary. About my life. I haven’t found my xeno with a big, long, hair on top of his head.... yet.... but I’d like to know what my future is going to look like.

I have less of an issue with this because I am interested to see what happened next. As opposed to some sequels that are so unnecessary I cannot even handle it.

Worth it for more of this....

That’s perfect and now I’m annoyed that I didn’t think of it.

Wear a skinny scarf or I may just barf?

Private aviation is my motivation~~~”Lord” Disick