Obama was never anti-gay marriage. He was very strategic about his opinions, waiting for the right time.

The POTUS cannot go into National Archives with a Sharpie and change the Constitution.

I used to live in Jordan. Believe it or not, birth control and education are all available!

I will never understand how Don’t Trust the B- died while 2 Broke Girls lives on (ilu, Kat Dennings, but no). It’s a fucking travesty.

This is gorgeous.

Thank goodness humans don’t have to lick their babies clean like cats.

omg newborn babies are disgusting.

Every time I hear anything about Azealia Banks:

sorry-not-sorry, but any man who rapes me is giving me permission to do whatever i like with his wang, including chopping it off and tossing it out the nearest window. don’t like the thought, then don’t rape. easy to avoid.

Can we go one FUCKING day around here without calling a woman who was abused to the point of chopping someones penis off OLD? FUCK. No one cares about your boner.

This reminded me that John Bobbitt did a porno after his penis got reattached. If memory serves, it was called Uncut.

I’m Ecuadorian (and Colombian) and my mom and all her friends used to joke about Bobbitt all the time when I was a kid. She was seen as a national hero* by women in Ecuador back in the 90s. Jokes mainly revolved around the idea that you don’t and should never fuck with an Ecuadorian woman’s heart unless you want your…

Sorry, but I HATED Kelly’s work. Diamond plate-print and wood-print? Are you shitting me?

I really like Ashley but I’m fat and sensitive to bullying so I couldn’t help but rally for her. So many times it just felt like the other designers were counting her out because they didn’t like the way she looked. I hope she makes it big since we chubs need more beautiful plus size clothes.

Um, you know this is Lopez’ vehicle, right? Like this is basically the Jennifer Lopez I Can Still Do Dramatic Parts Give Me A Damn Emmy I Want A Motherfucking EGOT Show.

I know you're joking and he's being funny but I actually kind of like having a famous macho dude like him brag about and wanting to be good at eating a girl out. So I'm gonna allow it.

True story - my mom and grandma have curly hair. My grandma had always gotten shit at jobs for her hair. When she finally got a union job, she wore a straight wig for her entire probationary period (a few months?) ad then the day after her probation was up, she wore her real hair to work and they couldn't say a damn…

Cuckoo bananas is the perfect description for it.

I’m so tired of my curly hair not being “nice” or “professional” enough. It’s so ridiculous that curly hair has some kind of weird value attached to it.

Shot through the tongue