I remember an interview with Roseanne once about gaining and losing weight...someone asked her why she gained weight and she said “BECAUSE IT’S FUN!!” and she forever earned a place in my heart, regardless of her crazy conspiracy theories bring.

I guess being funny is like a muscle — if you don’t exercise it, you end up doing Norbit.

I mean of course the woman he impregnated is one he had literal contractual power over. Of course.

Carol is a rare character. A middle age woman who can kick ass and take names.

I have never loved Carol more.

Watching United States of Tara, I remember thinking, “This girl is really fucking good. Why isn’t she everywhere?” Then I watched Short Term 12 and though, “Ok, seriously? Why isn’t she in everything?” She was probably my favorite thing about Trainwreck. Between that and Room, I’m hoping she finally starts getting big…

I laughed when I saw it. So staged, so PR. I do like her outfit, though, sans the flowers.

You’re an idiot.

(love this image)

I guess she finally forgives him for, uh, all of 1988?

I don’t think too grumpy. But I’m not sure about the “shitting” part? Franco did study and was called to the Torah in a more private traditional setting. Considering that there are people who would actually hire Miley as Bar/t Mitvah entertainment I’m ok with that too, at least to the extent of realizing that people…

It may be a minor point, but I’m glad that the “shatter” obliterates Cosby’s image and leaves the others relatively intact. It would seem unfair if the rest of the cast was defaced or vandalized.

Opportunistic Monster, thy name is Kris.

MARK I THOUGHT YOU MEANT THAT THE LADY THEY BURIED WAS SOMEHOW ALIVE UNDERGROUND FOR FORTY FUCKING YEARS

They’re ready.

Let’s be clear. A threesome with Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally would be the BEST threesome.

OMG when i saw the lead image i had a heart attack thinking this was an article announcing their divorce. these two are relationship goals, big time. my husband and i went to see them with my parents and it was soooo funny, however extremely awkward since they talk about oral 95% of the time

My late grandmother was a great believer. She loved the hell out of these magazines, but my grandfather would never have them in the house (different times), so she would read them in the grocery store. When he dies, she subscribed to very fucking one of them. Her house was covered in back issues, and she treated them…

I’m getting that Bradley Cooper caricature tattooed on my thigh so I can look at it every day and be happy forever.