“So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.”

I’m sad about this. A world where Dan Harmon could find marital bliss is a more magical and hopeful world. I was hoping it was a bit

Oh, no! That is sad news. I mean, being married to Dan Harmon sounds like a version of purgatory, but I wanted to believe those crazy kids could make it.

I’d give him an A because I couldn’t stand Carrie. You on the other hand, could your username be more delightful?

Dan Harmon and Erin McGathy are doing a pretty classy divorce right now. Much love for both of them.

Agreed. But truly Carrie was the worst girlfriend, so they kind of deserved each other.

Unrelated question: we can all agree Jack Berger was the worst bf on Sex and the City, right?

Best actor EVER. Brilliant in everything he does. Momento and LA Confidential are two of many wonderful performances.

In case you can’t see the pic of Penelope getting hit by a car (it’s not showing up on my computer), here it is and it is fantastic. If this were my kid, I’d get this whole succession of pics framed. Bottom Left is priceless. What a cutie pie.

kickass makeup game, tho.

I can’t even comprehend how much of a piece of shit you have to be to crap on these parents for having more children. I’m going to have a rage stroke thinking about it.

Does anyone know why it hasn’t gone to trial yet?

I’m a mother with a nanny and this story haunts me

I'm a nanny and this story haunts me.

He looks healthier now. He was a skeleton not to long ago. And his hair is really, really nice now.

End result or a chrysalis stage?

Continuing a long line of weird McCauley Culkin looks:

I’m just gonna take this opportunity to remind everyone to watch “United States of Tara.” So, so good. So much excellent Brie Larson-ing.

SHOULD’VE GOTTEN NOMINATED FOR SHORT TERM 12. SHE’S GETTING NOMINATED THIS TIME FOR SURE.

Unlike Taylor Swift, cats know how to be spontaneous and not micromanage every moment of their lives to stage perfect Instagram photos.