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He was expelled today:

He’s a state representative in North Dakota. He’s the rep for the ND 36th, which has a voting population of about 14,000. Only thing out there is cow shit and wind. “Elected official” doesn’t make him any smarter than anyone else, just more power-hungry. 

That’s why you ate the powder. The powder tasted the way you wanted the drink to taste.

“Ketchup on” could be an entire sub-thread for this question.

Ketchup on Kraft singles, with cold hot dogs.

The thing is, they’re not even really vaccinating *everyone* who’s most at risk by virtue of their job or anything else. So “more vulnerable populations” probably aren’t getting it anyway. Take it if you can get it. Let’s just get everyone jabbed as soon as humanly possible.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ This. If I had more stars, I’d give them to you.

Please assist a non-lawyer: can’t the prosecution call the other 3 cops as witnesses against Chauvin? I feel like I’ve seen Jack McCoy make that deal 100 times on Law & Order. 

If you take a second to actually click the link instead of be a dick, you will see that they are using the donations to establish a scholarship fund. 

Or she was on her phone and it’s on the setting where if you hit the space twice it puts in a period, and she was upset so she was shaky? Seriously, if this is your main question about this situation, you may want to take a second.

And he’d have to ask. As I recall, he’s not much for asking women’s permission for anything. 

Same here, but not BCBS. Happened with both my kids (I didn’t remember five years later). Because I didn’t call them within two weeks to notify them that my baby was born, it wasn’t covered and I had to pay for their hospital stay out of pocket. 

All the way #teamjojo. Curious about something maybe insignificant: why does the headline on the front page say “mess with,” but your headline is “fuck with”? Because I’m also #teamfword.

I cannot recommend Starbucks hot chocolate with pistachio highly enough. Divine.

Ha. Came here to say, he does know that the Nazis weren’t about people with disabilities, right? I bet he has a great appreciation for the globalism of their Youth In Asia policy.

This is reminiscent, though clearly on a much deeper, sadder scale, of Sarah Koenig and Adnan Syed in the first season of Serial. I don’t think there was ever actual romantic contact, but it seemed clear that as the podcast went on, Koenig was drawn further and further into the story, instead of staying above it. 

Just evening the score a bit on how many times parents (let’s be honest, dads) have been in positions of power and talked about how proud they were of their sons—and oh yeah, they have a daughter too.

*shrug* Girl Dads, Boy Moms—I appreciate the effort to honor the needs of all kinds of kids. As itsnotaboutthepasta

That picture is the nightmare of old white Republicans. I am here for it.

Oh, been there. Mine was with people I actually knew—an interoffice transfer. So I called them on it: “Why did you bring me in, when you already knew who you were going to hire?” “Well, we figured it’d be no big deal—are you mad?” No, assholes, I *wanted* to spend a week of my life planning for a job interview and

If you would like to fall into a coma of bliss, make a Norwegian burrito: roll pot roast and mashed potatoes into lefse. Fold like a burrito and cover liberally with gravy. Nap as needed.

Also, lefse in northern MN/WI comes out before Thanksgiving. It’s definitely a holiday season thing, but not just Christmas.

Burlington is 30 minutes from Kyle Rittenhouse’s hometown in IL, and they’re both 45 minutes from Kenosha. Delightful little Bermuda Triangle of Hate there.