I think he’s Reba’s stepson, not her biological son. This is from Good Housekeeping, who surely wouldn’t lie to us:

Those little baby tires on that truck are not helping him.

Origin of the 90s band’s name?

There’s the genius idea: find out what a local women’s shelter needs. Jackets, kids clothes, books, whatever it is. Request those, and then give them away. Perfect.

Do they think that the Chinese don’t keep track of the news here? Like they’re going to take anything seriously that he does between now and January.

Both you and Dead Elvis are absolutely on point. Cereal with real cream is the best cereal. Should you be concerned about your regularity, I recommend GrapeNuts with heavy cream and enough sugar to make your dentist book a vacation. Let it sit for five minutes or so, and then enjoy. 

I am at this very moment eating a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch with milk, topped with CoolWhip. I regret nothing.

Quick edit: this is THE SCARIEST STORY EVER. No other contenders. I am now going to install a rear view mirror on my head thanks bye

Lizzo would like you to fuck off with that healthier shit.

So it’s selfish that just for once, it’d be nice to see someone who’s fat because I am too? Or because more than half of us are? Other than Lizzo, name one other celeb who’s even remotely of size and isn’t in the news just as much for their weight/weight loss as their role. I’m thinking specifically of Chrissy…

I didn’t ask if I was a bad person. Pretty much put it right out there that I was. I recognize that it’s fucked up, but apparently I’m not the only asshole who believes it. That whole thing about “if you can’t see it, you can’t be it”? That’s where I live. So yeah, it is shitty that I think that about her. Yeah, it is…

Thank you for putting into words what I was poorly trying to say. I’m fat AF, and every time this happens, I feel like it’s just another indication that it’s not okay to look like me. I hope that she did do it to be healthier (although that’s also bullshit, see also: Lizzo) and not because she was feeling pressure to…

I’m pretty sure it makes me a bad person, because I suppose I’m thin-shaming, but as soon as I saw all that weight Adele lost, I lost a lot of respect for her. Like she wasn’t stunning where she was? I appreciated that she was gorgeous and elegant and classy *and* “overweight”. Now, she’s just another skinny celebrity…

World responds, “No shit?”

But srsly, though, someone has obviously planted them. Report immediately.

Oh shit.

This is the correct take. I’m a progressive and I like some of what Bernie says, but the Bernie Bros are going to be just as bad as the MAGAites. 

Ain’t about knowing better. It’s about giving a shit about other people. When you reach windsuit age, that ability apparently reduces greatly.

I’ll add to your thought to say, whatever *anybody* needs to do to get through labor, good for them. The entire concept of judging someone’s choices during labor (the non-harmful ones) is such idiocy. Particularly from someone who hasn’t given birth, I might add. That shit ain’t fun, no matter how you do it.

Our eleven year old sixth grader got a phone this year...well, what she really got was a my husband’s old cellular Apple watch, tied to my old iPhone when we both upgraded. She has only the watch, and I keep the phone. We can communicate this way, but the apps and messages on the phone are completely accessible to me…