“Remember, if you can’t be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.”

It’s almost like the IOC are a sham organisation that are more interested in filling their pockets than athletic competition...

Today is my 25th birthday...

Pssst.  Joan.  Somebody posted your diary entry from today on the internet.  They also tried to pass it off as an article...but I wasn’t fooled and I thought you should know.  

I was way too old to have been a Jonas fan when they were famous before. Now I’m actually really loving their music and the fact that they seem to be living their best lives. They and their wives just make me happy because they seem so happy, you know?

I feel like his credibility should have been gone the day he started publicly dating his ADOPTED DAUGHTER. Is there any clearer indication that he’s not only cool with them much younger but doesn’t find family (specifically, women to whom he's supposed to stand in the role of a parent/guardian) to be off-limits? In…

What if they get divorced and the vaccines become an issue and justin wants to get them vaccinated. It'll be weird having to be on team Justin if that happens. 

He was an elf though!

I personally believe it’s because they got Chinese superstar Donny Yen for a major role, but didn’t want him to play the romantic lead. By splitting the character, Yen gets a meaty role for the Chinese market and Disney can ask an attractive young guy as the male romance for Mulan.

Came here to say the same thing! This is so stupid. He was one of the best “romantic leads” in an animated Disney “princess” movie because he had so much respect for her as a warrior prior to finding out she was a woman, and then more so after. Child me had a big crush on Li Shang.

I mean, some people would say that there’s some sexual tension between Mulan as Ping and Shang, which begs the question, is Shang Disney’s first/only bisexual icon? However, since he didn’t make any advances on Mulan while supervising her and she didn’t ask him to stay for dinner until they were no longer working…

This is dumb. At no point in his time as commander is Li Shang interested in Mulan; if anything, it’s the opposite (though she would never approach him).

Yes, now she can focus less on her relationships and more on not vaccinating her children.

I’m no fan of Jessica Biel and she is exponentially too good for him. 

I don't wear my ring all the time. But I guess I'd make a point to wear it if i were broadcasting to anyone that the state of my marriage was fine? 

Your family sounds fun!

Love the Mona Lisa because it draws all the crowds around like a tiny painted black hole. I skip it every time - you can buy the postcard in the gift shop and it’ll be pretty much actual size.

Yeah, when I was a kid dad took my sister and I to the Smithsonian, and we stood in line to see the Hope diamond. It’s the largest blue diamond in the world, it’s cursed, blah blah blah.

Shit. I suppose she has a type if that’s true, albeit a bad one.