What apparently began as an alcohol-fueled game of “get in the suitcase”

almost a Jason Mendoza way to die -- “Go Bortles!!!”

by the time they found him he was just carry on

He was racist and homophobic early on; how much of a volte face did he really perform? (Garner’s cheater-turned-perfect-wife is in an entirely different realm, I think — she is a personal-branding genius.)

I can’t hear “sexy baby” without thinking of the 30 rock character:

Shown the video by investigators, Boone agreed that it looked “bad.”

I think “customer service voice” is another extension of this. When I’m performing customer service my voice is several notches higher than my resting bitch voice. I know there’s been some controversy about hijacking the phrase “emotional labor” and applying it to personal relationships but I feel as though I have to…

Confession: I did this without realising with one boyfriend.

I’d also argue that Elizabeth Holmes’ trombone/Cookie Monster voice was trying to achieve the same result: being non-threatening to men she wanted money and power from. And it worked with some help from conventional beauty.

Shakira and J. Lo’s halftime show drew 1,300 FCC complaints.

So here’s how I see it: Fergie and Andrew set the precedent by being absolute shitheads and selling access to the crown. I don’t think Liz thinks H&M would do the same, but because they’re going to start making their own money, she doesn’t want to risk that happening again. He is royal, but they can’t use that for…

Excellent article. I am getting married and the whole process has me feeling so anxious. Honestly, I feel like I’ve failed as a feminist. I wanted to have a nice celebration with friends and family but it just feels impossible to have any sort of feminist wedding - like the entire tenets and foundation of marriage is…

Nah. She has shared a bunch of emo shit about their marriage breaking up too, see ref. her Vanity Fair interview last year or whenever.

He saw active service in Afghanistan. I think he’ll be ok in Canada.

That's what pissed me off so much about the queen saying they can't use the word royal. He was BORN a royal. He is still in line for the throne. That they would say he can't say he's a royal is just ridiculous and petty to me. And I actually like the queen  normally. 

Udderly made up? Like from insider cows?

I’d like to hear if it is or if it isn’t tough from Jennifer Garner, not from her boyfriend.

If he regrets the divorce but doesn’t address all the shit that led to the divorce, then he might as well be making farting sounds.

Jeez, if you’re going to be a prude just say it. Don’t try to use Me Too or sex trafficking as an excuse. Then you end up looking like both a prude AND a moron.

Fucking hell. Excuse my French, but seriously nothing less extreme is applicable here. Both of these doctors should be struck off, and Capece should serve a prison sentence for altering the consent form. There have been far too many cases of doctors taking the piss with people’s wellbeing in situations where patients…