I still can’t say “Christmas” it is forever “Cwissmass” thanks to Alison Brie 

PREACH. I’ve been horny since Xena and Pacey Whitter (I miss the 90s) and One Direction in the 2000s didn’t help any.

Her team needs to stop letting her write and direct her own clips; she can barely put together a decent song anymore, let alone a 3 minute video that is cohesive of any sort. 

Maria - re your book, how many chapters are spent on One Direction? 

Although I frickin love this episode and I can’t believe poor Cristin spent an entire episode walking around like that, she must have been freezing! 

I personally think of this one

Some of my friends are total shorties and they get drunk and climb into tiny spaces. We broke the fridge doing this once.

+1000 points for Kaitlin Olson! (I was going to say Sweet Dee, but I’m pretty sure that’s Mickey, looking like she’s actually showered) 

A great point by you! Though, I am surprised by his family man image, and the fact that I can’t really think of any scandals with him and his missus (I could google but .. I won’t)

Can we talk about Mark Whalberg’s bizarre as fuck, Jennifer Garner style transformation from weird sexy mess to Christian goofball? I’m not buying either. 

Harry Styles is precious and lovely and must be protected at all costs. But also, his Today performance was great! I’m not ashamed to be in my 30s and attending as many of his shows as I can!

Yeah see I think they’re actually both hella messy. And the amount of photo ops she’s in regardless of the fact that she’s had like two movies out in the last 12 years, says a lot to me.

Rockferry is such a beautiful album. That and Gin Wigmore’s one are on my rotation.

I don’t want to derail but .. which celebs were the biggest wangs? 

I honestly didn’t think too much of Wonder Woman, because I find Gadot and Pine both very bland and boring (an unpopular opinion, I realize) but I did think the movie was fun and will watch the second one!

Michael Lohan is a truly horrific man who inflicted decades of abuse on his family. Lindsay and her mum talking about how Lindsay remembers seeing her father rape her mother, and how at least one of her siblings is a result of repeated sexual assault ... fucking hell.

The fact that Daneel Harris (former OTH star) and Jensen Ackles actually set them up is my favourite thing. I love them, they’re a wild as hell couple and Hollywood needs more lowkey cute couples just milling around, being unproblematic. 

A tiny part of me wondered if this was to distract from the fact that Liam and Zayn were in the same room for the fight ... 

Having unapologetically been a 1D/Zayn fan for the last decade, I’m assuming there is no way Zayn tried to start anything. It’s pretty well known that he’s the opposite of confrontational, and the rumours are that he left 1D specifically because of a falling out with Harry after the whole cheating on Perrie thing.

That honestly makes me so happy. I would die for Ronald McDonald.