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Danny DeVito's pronunciation of "who're"
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Trace Lysette, my icon and crush. She could read a phone book and I’d watch for 17 hours and thank her.

I love KC. I think she’s heaven.

I’m so in love with Maude Hirst, but I can’t look at her the same way knowing she’s friends with this piece of shit. 

I’m suddenly very grateful for my family ... 

Delivery is exclusively reserved for a) when I’m too sick to move, or b) it’s raining so badly I will fall over and hurt myself.

WOW Jon Schneider was, and remains, a snack.

I appreciate honest write ups of pets so much - it is much better to rehome them to someone who understands their temperament and is ready for them.

Haha no, they each put their respective kids on their papers the day after the party :D 

Sadly, there are way too many dense/negative people out there. 

Makes so much sense, thanks for clarifying :) 

We had a LOT of fun. They both did big reveals to show off their cover up tattoos and we did a lot of shots. 

I know a lot of people who think Meghan is the bad guy. It’s mystifying. 

My dad kept his ex-wife on it until after the divorce was final, apparently it was legally less messy to change it once their divorce papers had processed.

All great points that I will take on board.

I disagree - I think it’s been clear for years that Harry wanted out of the royal circus. His problem was, he never had a reason good enough to leave.

I find the reactions to the Markle family so fascinating, because it splits people into two camps.

I love a stupid middle name. That’s the place to get fucking crazy and punny and hilarious. Middle names mean nothing and they are easy to drop.

My grade 6 class had all four.

I have the single cat and he likes to pretend I don’t exist. So I’m considering a second cat, specifically a cuddly one. But I have this fear that the second cat will reject me and they will cuddle each other and I’ll be left alone.

> welcomed Meghan with open arms as you saw me find the love and happiness that I’d hoped for all my life