Latinos don’t like people parking in front of their houses? Huh. They have that in common with Western Pennsylvanians, then - Western PA folk have perfected the art of placing a lawn chair in the street to “reserve” their spot.

He’s right about the parking thing. That shit is reserved.

No, this has Tina Knowles written aaaaaaaaaall over it. In tacky glitter glue.

“By the way, it’s a lot worse leaving a woman with a five-year-old, a three-year-old, and an eight-month-old than leaving a woman with Lyme disease.”

Tough shit. I’m tired of being Captain Save-a-Ho to the rest of the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing country. It’s not MY job to drag you kicking and screaming into the 20th century.

What a weird comment to get so offended by

She has the wrong skin color for a harsher sentence.

Nah. I’m 100% Mexican and this doesn’t seem offensive to me. Just Derbez doing his usual comedy.

I’m not particularly pleased with police these days and I’m certainly not pro-Trump but... I’m not sure your number is accurate there. Call it a hunch.

Off-topic, but I laughed way too hard at the Quantum Leap joke in this episode.

Back when Giuliani was running his kids refused to endorse him or show up for him. His daughter is publicly working for Clinton. Kids can stand on their own principles.

That’s what makes him smart.

It’s because we’re actually very, very stable, and these aren’t our issues.”

I have gay family members and gay friends. I’m a huge advocate for anti-discrimination laws for LGBT+ people. I proudly consider myself an ally.

You might say she’s tough as... nails.

Leave this fucking woman alone, you internet shitbags. WTF is wrong with these puerile hackers??

Unpopular opinion: Jennifer Lawrence is unbelievably overrated.

As an aside.

“Another female employee of Gawker Media has a more cynical take, suggesting that “they say it to remind you that they’re there so you can compliment them or soothe them like the big fucking babies they are.”