Not if she’s the issuing judge. She’s got a right to temporarily do what she wants with it.

Here ya go Matt..

Mindy looks...different?

Kill it.

She’s not going to have sex with you, Brett.

“Because I am new to Snapchat, I didn’t realize that not everyone has the same body type, metabolism, and exercise habits as I do, and also that not everyone gets paid to look like a model. I also was unaware that violating another person’s privacy, in an area of utmost privacy such as a locker room (where people are…

I completely understand why violating a person’s privacy in a space where they can expect not to be photographed nude for a personal conversation is OK. It’s for the lulz.

“Frank’s posted a plot-thickening, grammatically unfortunate statement.”

Okay...?

I assumed it was just a funny pic of some random that got spread across the internets.

Yup. Woman are always made to feel like they are overreacting if they find a man creepy. We’re supposed to be understanding of gross behavior and write it off as “social awkwardness.” Fuck that noise. Trust your gut ladies.

The delicious thrill I get when I see a (sic) from within a quote of someone I degree with trying to deliver a burn is so sweet, like the sweetest dessert. Just...the best.

The lesson is that everyone has it worse than white dudes ... so they should shut up about inequality.

hey white guys:

She has blond hair unlike that brown hair having hoe.

Here you go, sorry for the crappy quality but I’m on my tablet.

replace gob w adam. never cared for him tho i think this relationship was way less fake. i think they both knew it was good for their publicity tho.

Inside sources tell me it happened because Calvin Harris was hideously disfigured in the car crash and Tay couldn’t deal.