Fun fact: Iggy and Swaggy are Emmett Smith’s favorite characters on the Simpsons.

any screening is a byob screening if you try

I’m going with a Thin Man marathon. It’s got Christmas, New Year’s, and Nick & Nora Charles. And Asta. ‘Nuff said.

For some of the Peralta Community College students, this might have been their only chance to get A’s.

The Void was one of the most scary movies I’ve seen recently. It is unpolished, but effective.

You can tell that The Void was made by relative new-comers to the directorial chair, but goddamn if I don’t love that movie. It’s got tremendous heart, fearless old-school visuals, some genuinely creepy ideas, surprisingly decent acting, and an ending that’s off-the-charts awesome. I want another film in that series,…

At this point, other than Marvel (which sometimes might just be brand loyalty from me) and Fury Road (as an outlier), I feel like the only other person making effective blockbusters is Guy Ritchie. His Sherlocks and King Arthur were all better than they should have been, and as far as junkfood cinema goes, I think…

Posting while drunk is never a good idea. The correct order is:

Southland Tales is one of those movies I admire for existing. I admire the fact that Richard Kelly wanted to follow up a modest indie cult hit film with something so utterly batshit insane. I admire that he told half the movie’s plot in graphic novels that no one read and are now almost impossible to find. I admire…

This is why I love Bethesda. They’re the only ones releasing quality AAA single player games that aren’t cordoned off or chopped up with microtransactions at every corner.

YES. Also, Madness performing House of Fun at The Kebab and Calculator. Pretty much every musical performance on The Young Ones, actually.

Motorhead on the Young Ones

“Flags. I fucking hate flags. You fucking hate flags. Everyone fucking hates flags.”

What of “Student Bodies?”

Beyond the Black Rainbow is a good creepy mindfuck in the same ballpark as Berberian Sound Studio. It’s on Shudder last I checked.

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

Yes, I’m definitely wrong for preferring something that actually entertained me over a muddled mess that had no idea what it wanted to be. Except depressing. It definitely knew it wanted to be that.

Guy looked more like Tarkin before they swapped his head with that CGI monstrosity.

I’ll stand up for Terminator 3 for one reason, and one reason only: