Blue Harvest.

There is a gameshow idea here: The Lions or The Bag?

Calibri: If it’s good enough for bringing down the government of Pakistan, it’s probably too good for Dan Gilbert’s rants.

It’s the Browns. This is like Schrödinger’s Draft Pick. Whoever they choose has a 50% chance of being a dead cat.

*maintaining yourself to maintain yourself. By which I mean the purpose of exercise is now just so other things don’t break/wear out.

+1 changeling shadow

We are transmitting from the year one, nine, nine, nine.

The 400 year old virgin

you’re underselling Sheed here

I’m going to come right out and say it:

Yeah that’s cold blooded talking shit to an owner who has been two 2 finals, won 1 and has a team stacked for years to come, when your team hasn’t even gotten out of the first round during your ownership.

“I dont see what err’body has to be talkin’ and goin’ on about. Its not like its somethin’ special or anything. Back when I was comin’ up I’d hit some threes and an hour later I’d be throwing a midget off a balcony at the Borgata for cutting in line at the crepe bar.”

I hope it deals with a young Admiral Ackbar and his fight against sex addiction.

If it weren’t for some of the performances, this should be dead last.

Can we talk about Darth Vader drinking coffee? Because we really need to talk about Darth Vader drinking coffee.