Do trailers even have narration anymore?

Inspector Clouseau died with Peter Sellers. It would take an extremely talented physical comedian to pull that role off ever again and if Steve Martin couldn’t, what chance does anyone else have?

Beat me to it. Sounds like someone’s attention span is the problem, not Slayer.

DAMMIT! This was gonna come out on my birthday. Wah waaaah.

Please let this be Wolfenstein with a whip.

The C64 monitor is still one of the best TVs I’ve ever owned.

Saw them at Punk Rock Bowling last year and they absolutely slayed. How they are not bigger than they are is a total mystery to me.

Ahem.

I grew up there. It’s all too real.

One could also argue that none of this would exist in it’s current form if not for a certain other 3rd-tier living vampire.

You can play a ton of emulated console games right in your browser free and legally right here. Atari through PSX. Always my go to at work.

Seconded. Criminally slept-on band (in The States, anyway) and absolutely amazing to see live. Can’t wait to get out of work and fire this up.

This is pure poetry. A self-loathing sonata. Hateful haiku.

Die-hard Misfits/Danzig fan here. Saw this last year in San Francisco with Glenn in attendance and, sadly, I have to report, it’s just bad. Not so-good-its-bad. Not drinking game bad. Not ‘The Room’ bad. Just. Fucking. Awful.

Me the entire time watching it.

Me the entire time watching it.

‘Jennifer’s Body’ is complete trash and I am not here for this recent critical reassessment of it. NOBODY talks like that! Diablo Cody is a complete hack. Stop trying to make “scrumptious” happen.

Midnight Meat Train is very well done. It’s my favorite of the Books Of Blood stories and it’s pretty faithful and quite scary. Plus Bradley Cooper up against a stoic but brutal killer in Vinnie Jones. Worth a look for sure.

I met Jay like 12 years ago at an art show and he was incredibly sweet and cool. He’s WAY less obnoxious than his character. I think you’d dig him.

That’s all fine and dandy but, when, Lord, when will we get another “Boogie In Your Butt”?!?!?!