Do trailers even have narration anymore?

Beat me to it. Sounds like someone’s attention span is the problem, not Slayer.

DAMMIT! This was gonna come out on my birthday. Wah waaaah.

Please let this be Wolfenstein with a whip.

Saw them at Punk Rock Bowling last year and they absolutely slayed. How they are not bigger than they are is a total mystery to me.

Ahem.

I grew up there. It’s all too real.

Seconded. Criminally slept-on band (in The States, anyway) and absolutely amazing to see live. Can’t wait to get out of work and fire this up.

This is pure poetry. A self-loathing sonata. Hateful haiku.

Die-hard Misfits/Danzig fan here. Saw this last year in San Francisco with Glenn in attendance and, sadly, I have to report, it’s just bad. Not so-good-its-bad. Not drinking game bad. Not ‘The Room’ bad. Just. Fucking. Awful.

Me the entire time watching it.

Midnight Meat Train is very well done. It’s my favorite of the Books Of Blood stories and it’s pretty faithful and quite scary. Plus Bradley Cooper up against a stoic but brutal killer in Vinnie Jones. Worth a look for sure.

I met Jay like 12 years ago at an art show and he was incredibly sweet and cool. He’s WAY less obnoxious than his character. I think you’d dig him.

That’s all fine and dandy but, when, Lord, when will we get another “Boogie In Your Butt”?!?!?!

WHERE ARE THE DAMN ZOMBIES!?!?!?

Punks have been wearing them for decades. They’re called Creepers.

Holy Shit! FUNCOLAND!!! Haven’t thought about that in a minute.

Raccoon Flavored!

The dubbed ‘Do The Right Thing’ is the G.O.A.T, man. “D, micky ficky!!! D! Learn to speak English!”. Classic.