I mean...the sexy goldfish is kinda great. If you’re gonna be a sexy anything, I say go with the unexpected every time. I once went to a party as a sexy spoon and it was my favorite costume ever.

Who wants to fuck a goldfish?

Good thing this is “Kotaku” and not “Things That Tekton Cares About”.

I have a feeling you didn’t read the article, because Joshua was defending the innocuous shit that OTHER people found offensive.

It depends on the size of the other car. If you’re hitting exactly the same car, the situation won’t change at all.

Hey, maybe if I wasn’t normally such a fan of the site that I follow it on Twitter and Facebook so that the spoiler title had an extra two chances to do its work, it wouldn’t be such a big deal. No reason to be a dick about it, particularly when the article doesn’t exist for any reason other than to be a spoiler.

Hey, thanks for the fucking spoiler right in the title.