Russia is officially the super villain. Trump is his dopey second in command.

Yes.

A tribute band! Oh Lord, sorry Nintendo Switch Presentation this is now my morning.

I actually tried to teach my mom to game on a PC once. You don’t realize how much of what we assume is just obvious is actually pretty obtuse.

I would say that Nintendo was very good at designing games for their really meh console’s. I hate the control methods for both of their last console’s but damn if Nintendo isn’t a great game designer.

Shooting itself in the dick.

THIS IS ME SPEAKING RATIONALLY!

But at least we sent a message to PC culture and the liberal media!

It is indeed possible to fuck yourself.

Then get involved or shut the fuck up.

If Democrats can find someone that can get people out to vote then they have a good chance.

GOP: The “fuck it we don’t care anymore” Party.

Workin’.

Pants to be darkened.

You tell them they’re the reason I have to spell out my entire fucking name every damn time someone wants to write down my name. Assholes.

OK. So what? Unless they start using physical violence the police officer is suppose to de-escalate the situation.

Because transgenderism isn’t immediately understandable and children’s safety is an easy dog whistle issue.

A boy named Sue, what will he do.

“Wait, it’s Jesse without an I. WITHOUT AN IIIIII!!!!”

Wait... he isn’t?