Wow. I'm trying to see how it's possible to not know I was kidding about being offended. With so many costime articles and people taking offense to everything, it seemed like id take a turn. I did have Bell's palsy when I was 16 and did all sorts of stuff like that to make the shitty time more bareable. But thanks for…

As a Bell's palsy survivor, I am offended.

Maybe you should compare their pay per game salaries.

Fine but I can't stand the 'white guys' line. Why is that ok? Go ahead and substitute that comment with any other race and you just lost your job.

Fine but I can't stand the 'white guys' line. Why is that ok? Please substitute that comment with any other race and you just lost your job.

I don't get it. I feel like I'm missing something. Are we under the impression that these guys don't have a choice to A: Play sports for a living, make millions of dollars, but run a risk of serious personal injury or B: Don't play football? Seems pretty clear and fair. As for we the viewers, if you're upset that…

You're just an anti-baldist. Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools

How can you blame the players for not wanting to come out of the game. Isn't that why Smith lost his job to Kaepernick?

This is why I hate when a QB gets sacked on 4th down. It should NEVER happen.

You guys already taught us a better way and I use it ALL the time. Put it on one end for 8 seconds and then the other end for 8 seconds in the microwave and it is ABSOLUTELY perfect.

Let me first say I agree with everything here. Just part of me is torn. As a lifelong baseball lover, as a kid I was never able to get a ball. There's just something about catching a home run that makes me think that when it comes down to it, I'd end up being the horrible lady everyone hates.

Doesn't he know that only non-whites are allowed to be offended, discriminated and disenfranchised? I'm glad all the commenters are putting him in his place.

I get your point and agree with the premise but I think Whiteskins does the exact opposite. It doesn't sound at all racist towards whites but in fact comes off white supremacy sounding.

THANK YOU! I'm so glad you're looking out for us. I was annoyed the entire time.

Can someone explain the photos icon? I find myself taking for ever to find the photos app and have to remind myself what it is every time I use it.

I want to disagree with this so badly. I just saw this by myself! and although there were many great parts I loved, overall my beef with it is pretty well laid out here.

I don't think you read my comment at all.

5 people mentioned in their comments the problem of the company you're sending the key to also has your address... so.... what am I missing?

I actually can't wait to try it. For those who worry about the company taking your key and flying out to your house to rob you... you sound like my dad 10 years ago saying 'id never give enter my credit card online', which uses the same logic and should actually be way more risky.