The funny thing: this is the by far tamest shop in all of Kabukicho!

Make it a doomsday sex cult and I’m in.

It is far worse than you think. You know all of those Republican voters who were planning to stay home this year because they’re still not quite sure about this Trump fellow? Yeah, an open Supreme Court seat is going to get them to vote.

Every single person who voted for Trump or for any GOP senator has done a lot more to fuck America than RBG ever did. If you want to be mad at someone, there’s whom you should be mad at.

They should just go with Ladya. Nobody will have any problem with that.

His supporters don’t care about the military. They just want to keep enjoying their white ethnostate.

He won’t start encouraging civil war until he loses the election. He’ll be like, “If I can’t have America, then nobody can!”

No amount of orthodontics is gonna fix your teeth if you keep sucking on a pacifier into your teens.

New York is a great city if you can afford it, which (checks notes) you can’t.

I am pretty sure that he is going to hell, eventually.

When I said “fixed fee based on the number of update downloads,” I meant “fixed fee per download,” which would not favor massive developers at all. Also, we are talking specifically about update downloads.

There is a bit of a difference between “dysfunctional family” and “her mom is basically Goebbels.”

Such insight into his character! Truly, only a sister could know a guy so well. I had barely noticed any of the character flaws she points out.

Or, maybe Apple can charge a reasonable, fixed fee based on the number of update downloads? Perhaps they could just take a more reasonable chunk of the app devs’ revenues instead of playing Tony Soprano?

Remember the good-old days when Microsoft were the evil ones and Apple was the scrappy up-and-comer?

I don’t know if this was the first game that disappointed me, but the game that disappointed me the most was Metal Gear Solid IV. It was just so linear; you could only go exactly where you were supposed to go. Also, did MGS IV even have a plot? I honestly don’t remember. I can remember the plots of MGS 1, 2, 3 and 5…

Is “fuck” really the right word for exposing your egg sac to his milt when both thrashing about in a primordial ooze?

Adam Sandler was really stressed out about that, if I recall correctly.

From the perspective of a fascist, a centrist seems like the radical left. That’s just how far to the right Trump and his ilk are.

And this, folks, is why you don’t make statues out of wood.