I think I'll stick with watching movies on my laptop while curled up in bed, thank you.

People whose native language happens to be English will often find that it's not really necessary to learn another language. Believe me, programming is not replacing language learning in other parts of the world.

She's 15? With all that make-up slathered on her face, she looks like she's at least 30.

The cram school was also run by a smuggler (not the same smuggler, mind you).

For 37.50, there are high school girls who would do just that (not saying you should do that, of course; just there are worse things people do for chump change.)

The article says she's a senior, not a junior.

Nazi zombie? Zombie Nazi? Wait, are we talking about people who were Nazis in life and then became zombies after they died or are we talking about people who died and then became affiliated with Nazis?

Never mind the size of the tank; great white sharks can't survive in captivity at all.

Well, that's the thing. It's not the "dating" per se. If you catch my drift...

I'm surprised you remembered me. It's been, what, 6 months or so? (^ ^)

They pushed the game back out of respect for the earthquake? I didn't know the earthquake gods were so easy to appease.

That's not a pillow; it's a shopping bag with an anime character printed on it.

Wow, that's so crazy! Those crazy Chinese Commies come up with all sorts of crazy things.

At least he gave the letter to all of the girls in his class. If he had only given it to a couple, that would have been REALLY creepy.

I have to disagree with you that the Hepburn system is the only system that should be used for romaji. I have a much better system.

The real problem is trying to write words like 感謝祭 in romaji in the first place. Romaji is only supposed to exist to convey proper nouns and certain concepts for which there is no English equivalent. Writing a Japanese word in romaji just looks stupid (or, in the English equivalent of writing a Japanese word in…

I hate anything that's popular, even if it is to my liking. I can't tell you how many times I've loved a movie a the theater only to hate it once it starts getting really popular. Such is the life of a curmudgeon.

I'm talking about the men who saw that profile and decided it was actually a good idea to go to that woman's house.

On a side note, this is another reason why you shouldn't go trolling for sex with strangers on Craigslist.

Are they counting JFK's zombie-killing mayhem as part of the ending?