It looks like they just used a screenshot from Half-Life.

"Sleeping with a different supermodel every night isn't as much fun as it sounds." - Handsome photographer

It wouldn't be the same you...at least, you would never be sure it was the same you.

I commute to and from work by train (40 minutes each way). I do freelance translating and I get paid (8~15 cents) by the word. I need Office and a functional keyboard to do translating.

You've never heard of the Boeing 787? The plane that made the Tokyo-Hong Kong run in 12 parsecs?

They should just get the guy who played Kaneda in the movie Sunshine. Problem solved.

It occurs to me that everything else might have just been a lead-up to the "stripping down to her underwear" part. And, in fact, compared to everything else, that part doesn't even seem so bad...

They're completely ignoring the qualia of pink.

Is it just me, or is that the most irritating background music ever? My brain hurt for all the wrong reasons...

What? Those aren't dragons at all! They're unicorns!

How about this:

All I can say for sure about the guys with those shirts is that they paid too much for them.

That's still better than geeky foreign guys walking around wearing shirts with:

At least you're not into any of the REALLY sick stuff.

Kind of a bastard? Yeah, and Hitler was kind of a jerk, too.

I think you're confusing customs with passport control/immigration.

He didn't make the kid sell off his game console and home electronics; he made the kid buy game consoles and home electronics on credit and then turn around and pawn them.

You're not an idiot, CaptainTurbo. You're just a hypocrite.

I spent the first 22 years of my life in America. I read CNN every day. I know what I'm talking about when it comes to America.

We are talking about how some things are considered disgusting in other countries. Eating beef (which people in Japan and America do) is considered repugnant in India and eating pork is considered repugnant in most of the Middle East.