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I would have. But I'm feisty. I'm also that girl who has wasp spray in her car just in case... it's cheaper than mace.

I am a white woman, I do not agree with the verdict, to the point I want to start my own riot. It's evident that the prosecutors in Florida need to go back to law school (see Casey Anthony).

I heard a rumor she's pregnant again. I gave up on Florida after Bush V. Gore. Casey Anthony was a nail in the coffin and this whole Zimmerman thing is just too much.

Zimmerman is half white half Hispanic.

Florida. Nuff said.

Gen Y & Millennials are the same. Unfortunately.

Baby was premature and if she had a c-section (I don't know and really don't GAF) she would have had to stay for a few days. If you have enough money you could probably stay for a month.

Have you tried to run with DD's? I need to double up sports bras and wear an underwire to make sure I don't knock myself out. It sucks.

Beet juice as a toner or drinking the beet juice?

They're actually pretty well behaved compared to some of my family in the deep South. At least they aren't rampant racists (from what I can tell). I think a 7 year old making fart jokes is pretty standard.

I totally agree, but I'm not gonna lie... I totally rocked out to the song while cleaning house over the weekend.

Ususally Jez is pretty tolerant, it's when the trolls from Gawker stop by to piss on our parade. So glad these girls are able to continue their education in a safe environment. I hope the third victim is granted a student visa to the UK as well.

This is the same idiot who's opening statement included a knock knock joke. A bad one... I'm not surprised one bit. This trial has become such a shit show, it's almost like they're fucking up to make the Lifetime movie that much better.

I love the detail... what's the spum? Is it condensed milk? Whatever it is, it's awesome.

Anne Rice has obviously gone crazy, someone find that GIF of Paula Deen getting hit with the ham... I fucking love that shit! I'm a bit bothered by the whole Miranda Kerr submissive thing. I don't think she meant it that way, she may not want to "wear the pants" but I bet she's got Bloom wrapped around her finger and

She must have whatever Benjamin Button had. I swear she looks better now than she ever did. Woman is like fine wine. I'm so jealous...

My former doctor was a bitch about me starting a family my last visit. I feel like you shouldn't pressure your patients into doing that kind of stuff but she told me I should start soon (I'm 27 this year) because the risk for breast cancer is lower if you start having kids before 30. Is this true? Is this normal? If

Miley needs a lesson in twerking. And some panties.

I don't think it would fly with the government. But I wonder if people can claim service dogs as some sort of expense on their taxes....

I really hope they stay true to Catelyn's story line... that was a great twist. I am pining for book 6 to see what happens with Bran, I love where they went with that! GRRM needs to stop doing interviews and movie reviews and finish that shit for us...