I did not even think of that... fuck.

Right? The messages we send to kids are so confusing... it's hard to say what our country will look like when the iPhone babies become adults.

That's acceptable.

Maybe tomorrow you'll wake up with your period! Happy birthday, love Grandma. I'd fucking die.

Her accent is like nails on a chalkboard. I usually don't mind the NY/NJ (?) accent... but she over accentuates the shit out of it.

Eric Northman. I'll just leave this here....

Doesn't that make your trip more authentic? When in Rome.....

AC Slater doesn't let his ladies get fat.

I'm sorry, but if your options are your daughter getting into your make up and your daughter having her own fake make up, this is the lesser of the two evils. Four year old's with lipstick in hand are not fun.

My roommate and sister in law both have gastro issues, one's problem is due to surgery in her abdomen and the other has had problems for years. They both swear by the Greens supplement. It's expensive, but apparently it works well because both of those girls are on budgets and drink this stuff religiously.

As a daughter of a carpenter, I agree with you!

You beat me to it! Thank you for clarifying this, so many people think MDMA = Ecstasy. MDMA started out as a couple's therapy drug.

She's totally bringing the genes, but if we could get a Kate/Diana hybrid that would be the cutest little girl/boy ever! I have a feeling next year will be just as crazy as this past year in the baby department.

I think you are totally right. There was probably some meddling going on in the hospital so the monarchy decided to blow the lid themselves. Congratulations to them though... I bet that's gonna be one cute, uber spoiled baby.

Have you seen Drunk History? Chelsea can be a bitch sometimes so I stopped watching her. But Drunk History is the crown jewel of the internet.

You must do your good deed of the day and show them Drunk History.

I learned it in my sociology class.

I think a lot of people don't understand feminism completely. Myself included. I personally will never say "I'm a feminist" or "I'm not a feminist" because I will view some things through a feminist lens and some things from a different perspective. I can think like a feminist, I can also think like a functionalist or…

I bet everything gets very... artistic.

Crafternoon is happening at my house. I just have to make sure I don't so drunk I can't actually make things because then it would just be a regular afternoon.