They do expire you know.. haven't you seen Zombieland?

That Lohan gif is priceless. It looks like her head is about to explode a la Mars Attacks... if only she had the talent showcased in that movie.

This article has a horribly bitchy tone for a Monday. Subsequently I am no taking on the bitchy tone. This girl has every right to do whatever the fuck she wants to do with her body whenever the fuck she wants to do it. Leave her the fuck alone and fuck off. Sorry. Bitching over.

God that sounds disgusting. I'm gonna try it!

Recipe. Now.

As a short person I 100% agree with you!

I can't poop on a boat. We go on weekend trips for like 4-5 days and I just can't do it, even though I try to. By body just refuses to shit in motion. I don't get constipation pains or anything like that, and the minute I'm off the boat, it's very eventful.

I think you put the nail on the head. I just couldn't articulate it. I started liking him after I saw Swat.

Wow, you haven't heard of her? I wish I could go back to that time in my life... The more I learn about her the more sad I feel for her. I have a feeling that soon enough a bunch of horrible shit will come out of the woodwork about this "relationship", especially after this thing with her mom.

I think we could unwrap David Beckham a little more...

I don't remember if that was on MTV or not. But I loved that one too. And Beavis & Butthead, Love Line, basically anything they've made pre-Laguna Beach.

Lol. I don't know honestly. I haven't been able to be a slut in years.

Costco's bulk pack of PlanB... sluts eat that shit like candy.

The only show MTV needs to bring back is Daria.

I have seen it repeatedly! WTF? It bothers me so much, a $5 slip would do wonders for her outfit.

Me too! I am going to see if either are on Netflix. I am totally ready for some 90's quality entertainment. I loved the Carmen San Diego computer game...

I think we can all agree that tigers don't make good house pets... but damn this little guy is cute! We need to preserve the cuteness and start acting now or soon the only tigers alive will be in zoos. http://capwiz.com/bigcatrescue/issues/alert/?alertid=61874551

He's not a bad guy, though I've heard him say some things I don't agree with. I just think that there's nobody better to follow the first black president than the first woman president (as long as it isn't Bachmann, Palin, or any other Tea Partyer).

I am so happy this election is over and done with. But if you really want to know how I feel about Christie running I hope Hilary kicks his ass!

We've got 4 years to figure it out.