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White privilege is totally a thing. And as a white person, I am totally against it. I am also against white people denying they have a privilege over others. They are only lying to themselves. Sure, there are ways you can avoid the privileges, it's by doing exactly the opposite of what Mittens has done.

I know, but we were talking about how special of a time it was and blah, blah, blah. I just don't think I want a camera phone shoved in my babies face first thing out of the womb. I think I'd want to be that first thing the baby sees. Even if they can't see me.

I commented to my brother in law about this after his daughter was born. Seriously, the first thing many babies see fresh out of the womb is an iPhone. His response was that babies can't see that well when they're that young. I was flabbergasted.

She laughed and was all like "I eat so much!" which she does... I think they might have a romance thing going on and that might be a weird way to cover it up, there was some other weirdness going on between them over the weekend. In her normal state, she would gladly tell him to eat a dick!

As an ambitious woman, I'd like to prove this guy wrong.

I bet she lives a pretty stress free life living like that. I always find that swearing at things takes the stress away, which is why I swear all the fucking time. But I'm trying to get better at it so I don't lose my ass in my niece's swear jar. I guess if it's online it doesn't count. She can't read yet.

She sounds like so much fun! I'm totally stealing that.

My roommate was heckled yesterday by one of our friends to "eat a fucking cheeseburger" for hours. It was so fucking annoying! She eats way more and way unhealthier than I ever have and somehow manages to remain at a size 1-3 all the time. She is just built that way (like Alexa and many other women) people make way

Fashion Police has Joan Rivers on it, therefore it is some of the best programming on TV these days, don't trust anyone who says otherwise. I don't want to be troll-y, but some of her outfits are extremely unflattering in the chest area, to the point where my male roommates are mocking her boobs... and they LOVE

For a second there I read that Liz Taylor had a three way with JFK and Robert Stark and I got way too excited about that... not enough coffee today.

I know all about the hypocrisy of the Catholic establishment. It's disgusting. The sex slavery thing is a gigantic global problem that is consistently swept under the rug in the US media. What's even more of a problem is the demand for sexual acts with children and the ease of access for these people to satisfy that

Oprah Diaspora is an awesome Polka Punk band name.

Oh man, why you gotta put brownies up to lemon bars like that? That's a tough call, I guess it depends on what's in the brownies...

Furthest South I've been is to Tijuana, and I felt so bad for all those kids. I'm sure the kids in TJ are better off compared to other areas just because of the tourist foot traffic.

Morals...

Thank you for the link to some of the best Halloween costumes I've seen this season. Halloween is the only day I can dress like a slut and not be called one, so yes, I will celebrate it every damn year with as little clothing as possible.

Lol. They just need to hire people with more than half a brain. I'm sorry if anyone on this site is a TSA agent, but finding someone who actually knows their role and follows it is few and far between in that agency, especially with the supervisors. I guess it's like that in a lot of government agencies though...

Wait what, I love her even more for that! I just saw a picture of her not as Daenerys and she looks completely different with brown hair, she's beautiful no matter what, but she sure did avoid typecasting well!

She's on the Best Sellers list... I don't agree with it, but there it is. She guaranteed had a ghost writer. My point was that if Snooki can get published, Lena should be able to write a book without getting shit about it.