A good friend is interning before she can get her teaching degree. Teaching eighth graders. She calls me to go to happy hour every day. She also has nightmares in which none of her kids pass (about half might fail in actuality). She's ready to quit and hasn't started yet...

I hate candy corns. They are gross.... I don't get why food producers would want to make non-candy corn foods candy corned. I also think that vanilla oreos are in general blasphemous.

Sorry dude, no explanation to why that guy is attractive to some ladies (but not this one). I guess it's the Winehouse connection? That and a heroin addiction are the only two logical explanations to why a woman would go near this guy.

Yup... but we've got to give props to the OG's... without In Living Color & the Wayans brothers, who knows what kind of civilization we'd be.

This is not news. This has been around for a long fucking time.

Why would you sign?

Uncle Lorne needs to get on it... MadTV had one of the funniest comediennes of color. And they were cancelled four years ago!

I like meatloaf better than meatball or blob. If and when I have kids, I'm calling them baguettes.

Lots of parents refer to their newborns as blobs. For some reason I kept trying to type blogs... anyways... it's FRIDAY bitches!

Tulsi is single & ready to mingle...

I love your name! So awesome!

I know right... I guess if the 'rents brought it up then maybe it would be worse to deny it. But still... talk about an awkward dinner conversation.

That was my thought... but I guess everyone's parents are different. My dad would shit a brick if I even talked about having sex around him.

She's growing up fast too! Look at them four years ago and look at them now!

As sad as I am that Will & Amy are going to split, I think it's good that they aren't going to put on the whole "for the kids" show. I'm still really fucking sad about it...

I might try to do that... maybe I'll actually get that right hand ring I've been hinting at for a while!

I either read it on Jez or saw it on TV that some chick had sex with her ex in her sleep, but everyone was questioning the validity of it and it was a long time ago. I too am a sleep talker, so is he, I sometimes wonder if we have conversations in our sleep. The great thing about him responding to me while he's…

I think if he were single or if we just started dating it would be much more uncomfortable for him. It's got to have some relation to sleep walking don't you think?

Have you read it? Such horrible grammar! Girlfriend needed a thesaurus bad...

It's not every night, and we have learned to laugh about it. Yes, it bothers him sometimes, I talk to him and see if he's awake, and he always responds. I think it bothers him because it's something related to sleep walking, and that's what freaks him out, not the sex part. Not sure what I'm supposed to do in that…