It would be best to assume everyone has some form and to always use protection (CONDOMS) with casual and new partners, even thought they won't protect everyone since the warts can be on the groin area as well. Be extra careful if you're a woman, since they don't test men usually and most strains will not cause any…

Oh Kelly Osbourne... just because you couldn't handle your hard drugs doesn't mean that Miley can't be a functional stoner. Isn't that like mandatory for Disney kids? I like to think so, it explains so much.

Why now? These kids are five years old, the twins are already born, not like suing the baby mama is going to erase them from the Earth. And this statement from the man's lawyer really pissed me off:

My Airport / Airplane Must Haves:

Thank God I'm not the only one who feels that way! I love all the traditional "Old World" Christmas celebrations, as they shown in the picture. Traditionally, my mom has always got her tree up and decked out by the weekend after Turkey Day, and by December 15 I will have watched Christmas Vacation at least once and in…

A true stoner would have weed in their birthday cake... no matter who's on it ;-)

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What I'm confused on is why she's on Basketball Wives to begin with, Chad Ochocinco (second stupidest name ever) is a FOOTBALL player. You sure it isn't Metta World Peace (stupidest name ever)?

Can we make it illegal to put up Christmas shit before December? Sorry I'm a bit scroogy today, that wasn't dedicated strictly to this post, more towards retail stores that roll out their X-Mas stuff in SEPTEMBER. And that full face Santa mask looks like a cross between Miss Piggy and one of the ex-Presidents from…

What I want to know is where it all goes? Does she have a hollow leg? If it's all natural I'd kill someone to have her metabolism. Fucking genetics.

I feel that way sometimes, but tomorrow is Thanksgiving, so I'll be in a food/alcohol coma for the rest of the weekend. AMEN!

I'm bored at work, it's not that I have better things to deal, because I don't, that's why I'm here. I'm just generally irritated with the semi-famous and their problems. I hate to admit it but I used to watch the Kardashians religiously, I got over it a couple of years ago thank God.

"Apparently Kris "belittled her in front of people" and called her stupid", so he basically did what Kim does to everyone else and told her the truth. Can't wait for this crap to be over, I have more important divorces to deal with, like the one my best friend is going through. Wow, Kate Gosselin looks totally…

It really depends, if you are walking a red carpet for a huge movie, could it really hurt to buy a good strapless bra? When the bra is meant to be seen (as it is in this outfit I'm assuming) it's okay, but I wouldn't wear it to this type of event, just a personal preference I guess.

I agree with that most of the time, but it works with this look. It's kinda messy already, why not? The ruffles on the collar bother me most.

To call this an apartment is rude for all the people who live in actual apartments. This is not a fucking apartment Ouprahh ( that's me trying to spell it the way Austin Powers says it and I can't figure it out!). That kitchen alone is bigger than any apartment I've ever lived in or seen for that matter.

They are a really cute couple!

Totally a sham, it supposed to make us ladies think that we are being progressive in government, that we have the right to have a perfect manicure and be on Fox news ($10 says she has acrylic nails in a week). The real truth is that the women who are qualified to run our country are too smart to sign up for the job. …

I'm the kid's table graduate supposedly puking and crying in the bathroom. Which might actually be the case since football starts early and I plan on imbibing heavily the entire day. We shall see, but I'll probably be sitting next to my kick ass grandpa!

No, Joe Pa was the legend. Now he'll go down in a flaming ball of shame. Kind of sad, because I think that he would have been a hero if this shit had been stopped when it was first brought to his attention. To be honest with you, the coach that walked in on the rape in the showers should burn in hell for not…