Taylor Swift's cat is so adorable, when I first hear the name I thought "who names their cat Meredith?" But now it makes sense. If JGL is gay, he's got a nice beard, a very nice, sexy beard, both on his arm and on his face. He'll make somebody happy someday for sure!

Never had a bikini wax before, but I do my eyebrows on the regular. The guy who does my brows is also my pedicurist, he is very good at what he does. His table side manner is not the best, last time I went in his twin babies were sleeping in the back room where he does his waxing, I didn't mind, they were cute and…

It doesn't make the woman less real if the parts are fake. But women who tend to get Botox and Collagen have the choice to do so, and have probably had a lot more than those procedures, which will give them a "plasticized" or blank, expressionless faces. I guess it is all technically fake, but it depends how you…

Some people don't have the choice, due to medical issues and what not. I consider my breasts mine even though they are man made, despite your definition above, I think they are every bit as real as their natural counterparts. I'm not going into the issue to why I needed the reconstruction (it wasn't cancer though).…

My voice sounds deep and sexy in my head, but when I hear my own voice on a recording I think it sounds more like a chipmunk. Anybody else have this problem, or is it just me? I don't have problems asserting my authority however, although my voice is a bit squeaky at times, I am a loud bitch... thanks mom xoxo.

I'm really trying not to be snarky, but her veins are really gross, so are Madonna's, their arms are too skinny, not sure if it's too much toning or what. It gives a bad image to everyone, I truly like SJP and Madonna, I just want them to be and look healthy. I admit the cheeseburger thing was a bit out of line, and…

The last thing SJP needs is a sleeveless dress paired with a sleeveless coat, it's pretty stupid to begin with, but her arms are nasty looking. I'd rather show off my jiggly arms than rock her veins, she always looks like she needs a cheeseburger.

This is genius, totally following this on Twitter. My favorite was what the one about Cruz Beckam... "If we get married, his name will be Cruz Cruise" LMFAO!

Amen sister. That man is a fine specimen. This James Deen guy is alright, he kind of reminds me of Enrique Iglesias in a weird way.

I was goint to say the same thing til I saw your comment. Hearted!

Well if everyone's dissertation involved flicking the bean in an MRI machine, I bet there'd be a lot more PhD's out there. Just saying..

She said she farts about 15 times what the average person does... you can have your privacy Jess, just make sure you have some febreeze handy for everyone else's sake!

Would it make it easier if you imagined he was being Homey D Clown from In Living Color? "Homey don't play that". I would MAYBE consider voting for him if he did that.... MAYBE... the Michelle Bachmann / Tutti Frutti comment was hilarious too! This guy is a tool just like the rest of the front runners, his Libya…

It's really not all that bad, I'd take the roaches over having to dig myself out of the house / driveway three-five months out of the year. Having the beach a five minute walk away is really nice, when I'm not slaving away at two jobs to pay the bills. My cat has learned to hunt very well thanks to them!

Robert Downey Jr. kind of looks like Robert De Niro in that pic, no? Maybe it's the scruffy beard and awkward camera angle?

For once I can say I agree with Miley Cyrus (never thought that was going to happen).

South Park didn't give a great impression of Canada either. Being of canuck descent myself, I was able to know that it was just a parody. As is their portrayal of Colorado... most of the time.. sometime's they're spot on!

Yeah, but those are all great books before they were movies. Have you seen Ocean's 12 or 13? What about Troy? His body looked amazing in Troy, Oscar worthy acting? I think not! I admit, he chooses some great roles, but he hasn't pulled a Christian Bale a la The Machinist or Tom Hanks in Forest Gump, he generally…

Exactly! The rest of those crazies are just as delusional as they think she is. To be completely honest, of all the "reality TV" stars, NeNe is the most real! I know it's all staged and they create drama for ratings, but girlfriend keeps it as real as possible.

I hate buying stuff online, I like to have shit in my hand before I shell out money for it, I guess I'm old school like that. One question, can you have, ahem, relations with it in?