I'm drunk and need imaginary friends.. Come and play dammit!
I apologize for any typos or grammatical errors, as the title of this post hints at... I'm much more than tipsy. I'm on my third (fourth?) vodka (no mixers, just ginger syrup, all doubles) and I've had one of those days. I dedicate this to my boss (also my mother) because IMHO she's going thru the change and needs…
I put a big ole glob of cannabutter in my oatmeal this morning and I'm not even ashamed of it... what are y'all doing to treat yo self this fine Monday?
It is 4:30 PM and I just woke up.... but it was all worth it because I saw one of the best local singers/bands here: Mike Love. I just need to quit it with the Fireballs. They taste so good but make my hangovers way worse. Maybe it's the sugar in the whiskey (I probably did 5 or 6 shots of it). Maybe it's the four…
Doctors in China have conducted the first flap prefabrication to regrow a nose for a man who lost his in a severe car accident. Science... that's crazy shit!
So I know we all hated Kinja when he went on the bender with Burt. But.... Kinja has a lot to offer besides the mainstream Gawkerverse. For example:
I guess this is old news... but new news to me. He would have been so great! He parted from the project due to creative differences. Those differences being that Cohen wanted an R rated portrayal and the band wanted a PG rating. WTF? PG rating for Freddie fucking Mercury? Who would go watch that?
Thank you all for the recipe ideas and encouragement. I can't post pics because my phone is an asshole. I will post if it decides to cooperate. I've dumped out the vodka and moved on to vanilla ice cream. Typos I blame on vodka. I think I impressed the FMIL. If you're curious... I didn't follow strict directions. I…
It's on! Lets get trashy... You go first since my Broncos don't play your Texans this year... unless you get to the playoffs.
A man who did a lot of home brewing ended up getting the perfect amount of yeast in his belly to turn the carbs he ate into alcohol. I wish all the carbs I ate turned into booze. Talk about killing two birds with one stone!
I am making racks of lamb for my boyfriend's family tomorrow night. I have decided I will do them on the Big Green Egg and will definitely use a bunch of balsamic vinegar. Other than that I have no idea what I'm doing when it comes to cooking lamb the right way. I guess it was an ambitious choice for this dinner, but…
The boyfriend and I were discussing the future and what not earlier today. Somehow we got onto the subject of guns. I didn't realize he was so passionate about his right to bear arms. He's pretty set on buying a gun when we buy a house. Not sure how I feel about that, even though he was raised in a family that is very…
It's not black vs. white, but there are many parallels between the Zimmerman murder trial and the Deedy murder trial. Mostly putting the victim on trial. This case involves a federal agent (Christopher Deedy) who shot and killed a man (Kollin Elderts) in a McDonalds after a night of drinking. The victim was also…
I totally crop dusted my boss sashaying out of the office this afternoon. The only thing that would have made the moment better would be that it happened on a Friday instead of a Tuesday.
Gawker haters hating on Lena Dunham. What's new? Absolfuckinglutely nothing.
You know it's going to be a rough day when you have to bust out the reading glasses first thing. I'll live through it... but only because it's FRIDAY! Gif Partay?
Royale With Quease FTW.
Happy Friday! Gif Party?
Star Wars Snowflakes. Christmas just got 100x better.
Super sad article about an Indian woman who died of blood poisoning because she was denied an abortion in Ireland because it's a "Catholic country". And the Irish government wonders why her husband won't trust them... WTF!