Hillsong: It’s like Scientology but with Jesus

 It was, it really, really was.

I imagine it must be really difficult to hire Mexican actors in a country where Mexicans are the majority of immigrants.

At the bar I was at, no one wanted to watch the halftime show. So I pulled up Prince’s halftime show from 2008 and Chromecasted it onto all of the screens. The bar was a lot happier and this may be my superhero moment of 2019.

Correction. Janet Jackson never exposed her nipple. She had a pastie on.

They’re both lucky his injuries weren’t more serious. Skiing accidents can be fatal, and leaving the scene was unforgivable.

GFY Gwyneth I hope the jury awards the doctor MILLIONS. She should also have to film PSAs about how wrong that was. And be banned from Utah.

I refuse to judge B. Smith’s husband.  If you haven’t lived it you have no vote, opinion or advice to offer.  

This comment deserves more love.

Lindsay did not listen to anything that girl said. She made up her own story for her in her head and just went with it. People not listening when I’m being clear is a huge pet peeve of mine. That conversation was so uncomfortable to watch. Does Lindsay ever interact with real people because that is not how human conve…

Yes, really. We’re past giving cookies for “speaking out.” 

Absolutely.

Are we all really taking the stance that unsolicited kissing/fondling of the breasts without prior consent would be okay if she was a confirmed adult? Because I’m over 40, and will punch you in the fucking face—if not lower.

It was a good job—basically like babysitting, but with teenagers and way more fun. I got paid to take them out for supper and go to some really good concerts, with nice children. We had a great time.

What a cool... and weird... job. I assume these were fairly wealthy kids. 

When I was in my early 20s, I was sometimes hired to attend rock/pop/jazz/etc. concerts with high schoolers. The children wanted to go to concerts; the parents wanted to say yes to the children, didn’t want to go themselves, but didn’t want them to go unchaperoned; so, they hired me. Going with me was also more fun…

Thank you!  This is the best way to describe the Mulroneys! +1000000!

Beyonce and Jay Z are overrated. That being said, if their presence causes people to actually look around and appreciate all the stunning history and works of art in that museum, then I guess it’s a good thing.

It’s a giant concentration camp.