I must say, I was expecting a heftier price tag for a celebrity wedding dress. $8,600 is downright reasonable with wedding dresses...at least if Say Yes to the Dress is any indicator.

That sounds like the worst party imaginable and I’ve been to a dry wedding at 1 p.m. on a Saturday.

I’ve been saying this FOREVER. I completely agree with you. “Nasal” is the right word. 

I don’t like Miley’s voice. To me it very nasally (is that a word? I don’t know, but that is what I hear). She can sing on pitch, but I am just “meh” on her overall and don’t understand the diva stature she gets. There. I said it.

Plastic surgery, botox, genetics, and some more botox.  

Allow me to tell you all a story, and you make of it whatever you want...

I’m so sad! I had coffee with Ms. Locke a few years ago to discuss a project. She was so lovely. Kind, smart, a little eccentric, but really a joy to spend a morning drinking coffee (she had tea) and talking about film. She was such a talented woman, both as an actress and filmmaker. She will be missed. 

Went to Baylor. All my friends went there. We all hope it burns to the ground. It is not a place for young women for about 80000 reasons. It’s the buckle of the bible belt and I don’t know how I survived but I did a lot of gay rights work I’m proud of! 

You know, that’s not really a crazy price for what and where it is. There’s a 3 level townhouse near me in Toronto that’s avail for 2.2 million, and that’s Canadian!

. How much do you have to hate Pete Davidson to wish this to happen?

Don’t forget yellow stains.

It would presumably mean causing pain and inconvenience to Ben Domenech, so I’m okay with this.

So. Many. Orange. Stains.

Goddammit another misleading headline: totally thought this was going to be a Mr. Robot style hijack and am disappointed it’s just workaday folks doing good things for strangers. Borrrring!

Funny story about her. A friend of mine is a massage therapist at a very high-end spa here. JLo was here shooting a movie once, came in for a massage. Prior to the massage, said friend was informed that under no circumstances was she to speak to JLo. Like, at all. Any questions about therapy or technique should be…

Oh yes! I get to express my extreme dislike for Hilaria Baldwin, who purports to be helping women by displaying scantily clad pictures of herself post baby. Why do women need to look like you post baby? Why is your ego so big? Why did Alec Baldwin unleash you on the world?

I am a 37 year old white male indie rock/ old school punk fan that could recite that Toni Braxton record front and back without breaking a sweat.

Heathers was a perfect jewel and shouldn’t be messed with in any way.

I wish these were closed-captioned for hearing-impaired / deaf people. We like to freak ourselves out too!  :) 

I read an article about an ER doc who kept saying, “If folks only knew what bullets do to bodies ...” She said she’d seen bullets wreak absolute havoc on adult bodies, so she knew what a six-year-old’s body would look like after being shot - and not just shot, but shot by an assault rifle - and it was horrible.