Whenever I hear about these two (which is strictly on Jezebel, by the way) I always have to remember that the woman is Noah and the man is Lil. Back in the 1910s, which is where I am from apparently, it would be the reverse.

Okay. Time for my classic showbiz story of the day (about real stars with real talent).

I feel she has an inflated sense of the non-importance of this incident and how that incident played out. As I recall, in general, it was already a joke that SNL had her on as a musical guest. She was never someone people were clamoring for, and for all the talk about her record going “no. 1", I think we all know that…

Yeah, I did some serious eye-rolling while watching that clip. “The whole world,” mmmkay, sweetie. 

One of my favorite music stories of all time is when the CMAs told Alan Jackson he had to perform to a backing track. Jackson felt this was dishonest to the fans, so he had his drummer perform without sticks to clue the audience in to what was happening.

What bugged me about Ashlee then is that the story changed so much. First it was backing vocals and then it was that she had reflux and they even heavily edited her show when it aired to prove that she had reflux. She never once just owned the mistake. There were always excuses and it wasn’t her fault. I blame her dad…

I really didn’t know this was a thing. I guess Canada doesn’t care enough about parking tickets.

Yup. I worked on a similar case involving the death of a black man suffering from alcohol withdrawal. It was never in the paper.

Everything about this story is seriously fucked up, starting with why the fuck was she in jail for 3 days for parking tickets?

I mean this when I say it:  fuck these shit fuckers. I hope they die terrible, terrible deaths, alone and screaming for help. 

That’s what makes us the “other” country. ;)

I knew three different people lucky enough to have met Keanu years apart who had never met each other and I can confirm they each independently confirmed how genuinely nice he was to each of them (as if we ever expected something else anyway).

Rapist Outs Self At Public Gathering For Free Press

Serious question, what has MCain done in his career that merits the level of adoration that he is receiving now? I took a quick look over his history and other than attempts to negotiate with a few Muslim extremist groups (which arguably he helped exacerbate since he was heavily in favor of going to war with Iraq),…

Come on, telling someone their name sounds like a menu item is NEVER acceptable; specifying “a Taco Bell menu item” is racist af whether you’re referring to someone who is latinx or not.

Oh, of course! I actually love that film.

DAAAAAAAAAAAMN!

Seriously; should I die before that motherfucker’s in jail, I want an entire hour of dragging his ass or I’m haunting everybody forever.

“Your life is going down the toilet!”.  God, this movie.  I know every line by heart, I swear.  

It’s one thing for people to speak well of the recently-deceased; there’s a measure of ritualized bullshit in that, and I don’t object.