That is such an Eddie Izzard face! 

Annnnd her old chin, her old teeth, her old breasts, etc. I will never understand vain people with money buying such awful teeth. Her veneers are ridiculous. That whole family swears they have a ton of money, but they can only ever seem to acquire the dollar store version of what they crave. They are living Pinterest…

When the dominos begin to fall, and the punishments are meted out, there is only one that will suit Ivanka.

Unfortunately she is an elected MP, I can see her joining Maxine Bernier’s new racist party

I will see your pediatric surgeon and raise you one cabinet-dwelling pediatric neurosurgeon.

More like Kellie LICH amiright? Ah well at least she seems to have left politics.

“Half my age and minus 7 is the sweet spot”

I read this whole post and it makes me so happy to be old (mid 40s) and not know who any of these people are, or care. Well written, though.

Fuck Jeffree Star. He is a disgusting racist garbage can human. He doesn’t deserve to even be acknowledged. 

They did. They did.

Well I for one think the Blue Lagoon children really grew up nicely.

Are white people.... okay?

To me, it reads that she was roofied.  Being roofied doesn’t necessarily mean that you physically black out; it’s more that you are complacent and can’t really object to something another person does/asks you to do, even though there is a part of your mind that’s saying “no, don’t do this; stop.”  But it’s perfectly…

I didn’t see Living Single till I was in my mid-twenties. One of the few injustices of being a white chick. How was I not watching this show my whole life??!

sadly, living single isnt on people’s minds anymore. i liked the show too.

I would watch a Living Single/Friends reboot/mashup. 

That’s transparently a semantic, move-the-goalposts, cop-out of a bet because you specifically name Kim and you specifically say lead and you specifically name yourself even though this was initially about all of the Kardashians/Jenners (Chyna too dont @ me) and all of the coverage from all the Jez staff. But hell, I’l…

I'm sure they'll continue writing about  her and her klan at least five times a week, though.

Personally I like when Jez pretends they’re sick of things they continue to cover ad infinitum

Agree-- the attitude here and elsewhere is like, she’s awesome because she made money. Or something. And we’re not supposed to notice how vapid, plastic, and harmful the whole thing is.