Stop procrastinating and quit being a flake - now read these 1,500 words while you’re supposed to be getting shit done at work.

Tourists. Real NYers know the space between cars is for smoking weed or pissing.

Their final plan is realized.

Mutant League Football anyone?

My cat’s breath smells like cat food.

This is exactly how you end up living with your auntie and uncle in a town called Bel Air.

I'm really glad to see NFL teams finally taking a stand against domestic violence that is caught on video.

“Neverfore.”

Watching grown men fight is probably a welcome respite from spending your time and money enabling your ungrateful kids to be mediocre at sports.

It would also be a good place to sober up, what with Carmelo hoarding all of the shots.

He should come to the Knicks. There’s no need for the point guard to drive in the triangle offense.

Some of the best hate* is irrational.

I’ve been disappointed in the franchise ever since the New Testament started adding in unnecessary characters that had nothing to do with the original story arc.

The VFX this season were the best yet. My only problem is the writing is getting a bit sloppy. Love the characters, love the story, don’t want them to compromise on quality on their way to the finish line. Dorne was a mess. Even Arya was done poorly with her whole assassin training. She just walks into a brothel while…

If only there was a fitting expression to describe a postal worker becoming violently angry.

“Rudy Gay who is way underpaid”

Fuck your drone!

I did a search for “Scooby Doo Jon Snow” and came up with this. You’re welcome. :)

Sometimes a rolled up hundred dollar bill just isn’t fancy enough.

a chance to move PAST the Eastern Conference Finals