If 'badasser' isn't recognized as a word by Oxford's Dictionary this year I'm moving to Neptune.

Wait, Philip Glass is doing the soundtrack?

Wait - AOL? What is this, 1997?

Being a pokémon trainer - it's a ruff life.

Gaah, I hate that I love this game. I'm in my mid 20s and it still gives me nightmares ;-;

"Why, yes, those are the skulls of Alduin and his brothers. I carry them around in my pocket for good luck."

Damn, as a chef myself that was truly inspirational. I applaud this man, and his viewing of ingredients.

You shouldn't have done that.

This gave me a big architectural stiffy.

I'm gonna go with..... Johnny Bravo! Deflated, like a balloon. His fabulous hair got the best of him..

Definitely fine work, no doubt about that, and kudos to him for having the balls.

Also, the band-aids are there, he just missed a bit. Lol.

Damn...

Oh, wait, let me just spend $1500 on 11h plane-tickets so I can show off my crap-to-moderate work on the other side of the Atlantic. It was a joke on someone else's behalf, sue me if you're insulted.

Requesting: eye-bleacher. That King Hippo will give me nightmares.

Will it sing this on demand too? If so, my money can't be thrown fast or hard enough.

It's for teens, huh? How's the culture around smoking over in the south-east? If it's anything like it is here in Sweden I don't think some anti-smoking "campaign" is gonna do very much. Sad, really, I'm a smoker myself but I don't want anyone to start as early as I did (around 14-15), nicotine and the other harmful…

Would calling her a "Succubus-light" be appropriate? They can't all be out for the kill, can they? Bet most of those heroes had a diamond ring in his/her back pocket, I know I would ._.

With her abilities considered, I don't think Nintendo will want an R-rating on the game. Think of the children!

Did you say anything? Was too busy buying tickets