“What in the name of the Great Ice Cream Salesman are you doing here?”

‪”I feel like that is the untold story of this data leak—how many people just aren’t getting a sexual connection they want. And rather than talk about how people could solve this problem, everyone is just moralizing.”

so that I can seek out potential pussy options

girls that are waffles is my new fetish.

These nerfs are only a setback.

The people will keep labeling, and champions like her will simply keep doing their thing.

Tailor Self - made to be an internet sensation inspiration.

I want to take you on a tour of Akihabara and watch you fall apart in real time.

“I hope Nintendo enjoyed the free ad revenue I generated for them, the positive coverage I generated for them”

And if you've played Subspace Emissary, then I'm sure you're familiar with this non-canon Ganon Cannon.

"There are claims that Notch beat out Beyonce & Jay-Z for the property, but these are"

No he's under a truck.

imma firing my lazer

We all know that blowing into an NES cartridge is a useless and potentially harmful activity. But why did we still do it, even though it never actually worked? Science has the answer.

Yeah, I noticed that last night. My wife calls me "eagle eye" for a very good reason, I think—mostly because I can't find crap that's right in front of me.

I respect the hell out of that costume. I hope I never see it again.

I'm still waiting for the men's deodorant anime girl.

(Is afraid that particular items existence)

Good that you get feedback. Us males just have to go blind with no idea if people think we look stupid or great.