His shortest explanation for anything in years.

So you were told the name of the game and that it’s on Steam but somehow that wasn’t enough......

Would you be capable of accepting that there are multiple factors involved the current epidemic of gun violence but that doesn’t change the fact that current gun laws and regulations are far too lax and it leads to an unnecessarily easy accessibility to firearms? Because the lines you’re using are generally a tactic…

Dennis Miller? You comment here?

Congress?

I’m having “Where the Red Fern Grows” flash backs.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I feel like a comma is in order here.

Wait...how come no one’s calling them thugs?

This. And I think he read the letter wrong - it doesn’t say he is in the shower with his girlfriend while he blows his nose out. She just finds it disgusting in general (like my wife does). However, it does help a lot to clear out your sinuses - even my ENT doctor recommended it.

Kitchen Ebola

I might not have happened if his dick was leaning ... the right way.

“I would compare it to a proctology appointment with a very large-handed doctor,”

I don’t know, I took it more to mean, “I don’t really know him, but someone who knows him well is literally right over there”

Thought you were about to say “very tiny, shoddy hands.”

No, just their job to bail them out when they fail, due to being uncompetitive...

Yes, yes, yes. The eternal cry of the economic concern troll: “Well, gosh, I’d sure like to put more money in the hands of the poor people, but ya know, something something inflation, something something rate increases, lots of hand waving and pointing to supply-demand charts, and then don’t ya know, if we give poor…

All you’ve done is point out that growth of the system used to determine a positive trait described as “wealth” and a negative trait described as “poverty” - which only exist within that system - has led to better PR for itself.

cosby's doctoral thesis was on the educational value of Fat Albert. I am not making this up. He calls himself a doctor because he wrote a (shitty) tribute to himself.