Is this the same kinda promise as "Obama phones" that credulous twits like yourself believed in way back when? Get the fuck outta here.

They don't know what the fuck they're saying.

Honestly, shut the fuck up. People are capable of feeling a way about a thing personally while also acknowledging their experience isn’t the only experience going. Your ridiculous tsk tsk’ing is more annoying than anything in the above article is offensive. Cream up your chapped ass and do something useful.

My girlfriend has never been out for dinner on Valentine's day and I've been trying to explain to her each year that she's missing nothing but the theatrics, the majority of which can be better executed at home. No matter how much pride the staff take in their jobs, nobody wants to be cooking for/serving other couples…

I’ve resigned myself to the reality that I likely won’t see a PS5 sitting under my TV until much, much later this year if not 2022. It’s crazy and it’s annoying, but letting go of the hope has made it somewhat easier *sobs* somewhat... easier...

Underappreciated.

Kong V Godzilla isn’t the same director, hence it may not be as awesomely madcap as Skull Island is.

I use this whenever I make baked chicken wings and even before saucing you don’t notice any flavor that shouldn’t be there. A normal salt and peppering will be more than enough to mask it. Goof up and grab baking powder, however...

I have to repeat myself constantly to my very adult girlfriend because she’s constantly buried in her fucking Facebook feed. It isn’t just kids, Charlie.

As an adult, why do you have to “watch out for” playing games, or doing anything, really, too much? Is it getting in the way of your work, health, paying bills, etc? If not, then what’s the issue? I have gamed way, way more during this past year than I have in my entire adult life, but it’s not affected any of my…

I’m approaching 50 and my girlfriend loves when I plug in for a few hours. Kids aren’t the only ones who need ways to escape from the current situation and being jammed together with the same person 24/7 like we have been requires some extra escape hatches than usual. I am dead sick of TV and can only read for so long…

I think you’re the one reading into it that the wife caused the stress. 

If you’re working that many hours a week you’re just plain stupid, stupid.

I think you don’t understand how reading works.

When open world games jam in so much bullshit that the player loses track of the beats of the main story, that's a problem and it's a problem many, many, many open world games fall victim to. As a concept I love the idea of open world games but the wall of tedium so many of them present in an effort to provide content…

It was a good game if you squinted a lot. It was also SP which I think scratched a whole pile of itches. Past that, yeah. I went through the whole story and enjoyed it, but I haven't revisited it since the credits rolled and just deleted it the other day. I didn't even remove it to make room for something else.

That’s the way I’m reading it. I loved the hell out of the SP experience but have only fired up Legends long enough to go through the tutorial. May have to make an effort now.

I’m so glad my parents were rational. My biggest issue with trying to play D&D during all of that had more to do with nobody I knew being at all into that sort of thing. It wasn’t any outside influence that I can recall. 

Probably not. In my experience, Bloodborne is more accessible than the first few Souls games, and since this is where it all started I can’t imagine it being easier to suss than BB. As someone who shared a bit of your thoughts on these games when I first ever played Dark Souls 1, it may help to know that the games…

Wait... was Pokemon that generation’s D&D amongst concerned parents? I was well into my mid-20s by the time it came out and never heard any of the concern, but I also wasn’t out looking for it and we didn’t have the loveliness we’ve come to know as social media to relentlessly stir pots.